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  1. #21
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ghost says the pedophile that's never had a girlfriend or knocked a bitch up…

    the latter is true, the former isnt. i am not exclusive by any means and had plenty of girlfriends back in my simp days including a milf with 2 kids (no, i didnt do anything with them) and my very last one that even let me watch CP while we had sex.
  2. #22
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Kev the latter is true, the former isnt. i am not exclusive by any means and had plenty of girlfriends back in my simp days including a milf with 2 kids (no, i didnt do anything with them) and my very last one that even let me watch CP while we had sex.

    you're garbage
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  3. #23
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  4. #24
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I hate how my dick makes me do things all the time and fucks with my head. I need to meditate more
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  5. #25
    Originally posted by Ghost Well color me surprised….





    seriously though if we just had a few hard hitting gents like infinityshock, myself and william bill Bill Krozbybyby who are all proven studs that frequently fertilize women by accident I think the birth rate problem could be solved overnight (well maybe a night or two if we stop for smoke breaks)

    That's why Bill Krozby, infinityshock and myself are such pariahs around here because all the male posters know they will never convince a woman to let them CUM inside her and they see guys like us that pound like it's going out of style. We are all humanity needs, and then some.

    Honestly if it was just us 3 fertilizing these sluts we would probably argue and try to take eachothers 1/3rd of the entire global female population. Like honestly mathematically speaking here how long could it possibly take one man to impregnate a billion women? i think all the times I masturbated would cover most of the population and still have some left over

    Honestly you probably haven't. Lets say you masturbate 3,500 times a year which is over 10 times a day. Do that for 80 years and you've only impregnated MAX 280,000 women. There's like 3,500,000 of them minus the kids who cant be impregnated anyways you pedo.

    If you're cumming that much tho you're shooting blanks. Even half that is probably too much to keep a fertile load. You could do artificial insemination but that's not very fun and would likely take far longer than just endlessly impregnating women.

    Idk why I wrote this
  6. #26
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 you're garbage

    i was about to take out the trash but realized i couldnt lift your fat ass.
  7. #27
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Do me a favor and just say that then, next time.

    MUH PLURALS
  8. #28
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    and then we get people who want to start their own language or currency just because

  9. #29
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    cock nose
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  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Men have a second brain in their dick. A tiny, little one.
  11. #31
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Why do men have nipples?

    Because that part of the body has already developed by the time the fetus develops either an X or Y chromosome which decides the sex it will be. A fetus develops as a human first, then a male or female second.


    .
  12. #32
    Ghost Black Hole
    they are called zygoatse
  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Narc Because that part of the body has already developed by the time the fetus develops either an X or Y chromosome which decides the sex it will be. A fetus develops as a human first, then a male or female second.


    .

    So you could have been a woman.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Ghost Well color me surprised….





    seriously though if we just had a few hard hitting gents like infinityshock, myself and william bill Bill Krozbybyby who are all proven studs that frequently fertilize women by accident I think the birth rate problem could be solved overnight (well maybe a night or two if we stop for smoke breaks)

    That's why Bill Krozby, infinityshock and myself are such pariahs around here because all the male posters know they will never convince a woman to let them CUM inside her and they see guys like us that pound like it's going out of style. We are all humanity needs, and then some.

    Honestly if it was just us 3 fertilizing these sluts we would probably argue and try to take eachothers 1/3rd of the entire global female population. Like honestly mathematically speaking here how long could it possibly take one man to impregnate a billion women? i think all the times I masturbated would cover most of the population and still have some left over

    The only man in recorded history who ever came close to such a goal was ghengis khan and his DNA shows up in 0.5 % of the male population. Doubt anyone on here could ever dream of pimping it that hard.
  15. #35
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by theshroomguy The only man in recorded history who ever came close to such a goal was ghengis khan and his DNA shows up in 0.5 % of the male population. Doubt anyone on here could ever dream of pimping it that hard.

    Wait till they test the DNA of those small children in Africa that I let rub my 'leg'
  16. #36
    Originally posted by joe biden Wait till they test the DNA of those small children in Africa that I let rub my 'leg'

    And ghengis was certainly 10 times the leader gropy dopey joe will ever be lol.
  17. #37
    joe biden Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by theshroomguy And ghengis was certainly 10 times the leader gropy dopey joe will ever be lol.

    He didn't steal as many votes as I did.
  18. #38
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by joe biden He didn't steal as many votes as I did.

    You didn't notice the watermarks?
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