I had been drinking all day and finally got out of bed about an hour ago and made some coffee and my neighbor that is taking me to the blink182/wavves show pulled up with some fat guy dropping her off and she got out of the car talking on her cell phone and was like "yeah its not fucking serious" and I casually said under my breath (i was wearing dad shoes) watch your fucking mouth fuck face and she punched me and i got coffee on me and it burnt really bad so i dropped the mug and shoved her up against the wall and she started screaming saying she isnt going to take me to the show if i keep it up. I star petting my neighbor and right then
peewee the cat and my other neighber turn the corner and she's like, are you guys alright? and pewee is just staring us down and Im like hey whats up pee wee? and she's like thats not his name, and i said, yeah it is i named him over a year ago, and she said thats my cat and i said no he isn't he's a stray cat and even your husband says hes a stray cat.
20 minutes later i see her husband and I tell him what happened and he was like "yeah fuck her"
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Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
oh yeah darn
lol i will probably just do it, all the uncool ones are swappers anyways, especially the bitch that i got into a fight with. her brother is a total tosser and a cuck. His parents pay his child support and he cooks for his sister and told me his sister has herpes just so i wont have sex with her
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-14T02:42:40.726983+00:00
