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  1. #21
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i ask every god to give me blasphemy, they give it freely for my processing & hope to see it return to diversify their divine economy having gained hubristic character, a strictly-mortal treatment to the substance. thus the gods solicit generously their insult kink & we populate hell & shop there.


  2. #22
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    It worked!!!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Im a believer in actualizing through visualization and God is definitely a conduit/something impossible to articulate through which all things emanate from

    You're a muslim. i.e you worship satan.

    Hail satan, waka waka! Allah = 666 my sweet satan~
  4. #24
    Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja I have to wait untill I hear back first.

    Why? He's supposed to be omnipresent...there shouldn't be a need for a waiting period.
  5. #25
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Why ask God for help when you could simply become God yourself?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by BummyMofo we africans have no organized religion

    you dont say ...
  7. #27
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont say …

    You chinks worship the shit crusted ass of Xi Jinping. When he takes a shit the chinks all gather around it and lick it so they can be blessed
  8. #28
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    wait what the fuck am I doing. Stop stalking me chinaman. You're fucking stalking me
  9. #29
    Originally posted by BummyMofo i worship white mens god to feel powerful

    i c,i c.
  10. #30
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i c,i c.

    Go away
  11. #31
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Go away

    pray to your god and see if it works.
  12. #32
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny pray to your god and see if it works.

    I will thank you
  13. #33
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I will thank you

    make sure its black god.

    otherwise its just white supremacy.
  14. #34
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny make sure its black god.

    otherwise its just white supremacy.

    Ok. Just for that I'm going to make some fuck China posts. You really do enjoy this, don't you?
  15. #35
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    CHINA SELLS FENTANYL AND DRUGS BUT THE EVIL COMMUNIST MARXIST GOVERNMENT CRACKS DOWN ON THOSE BRAVE CAPITALIST FREEDOM FIGHTERS

    LEGALIZE CHINESE SYNTHETIC HEROIN!!!! THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HATES THIS!!! MAKE CHINA LOOK BAD!!! RATHER SELL GUTTER OIL AND HARVESTED MINORITY ORGANS

  16. #36
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood CHINA SELLS FENTANYL AND DRUGS BUT THE EVIL COMMUNIST MARXIST GOVERNMENT CRACKS DOWN ON THOSE BRAVE CAPITALIST FREEDOM FIGHTERS

    LEGALIZE CHINESE SYNTHETIC HEROIN!!!! THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT HATES THIS!!! MAKE CHINA LOOK BAD!!! RATHER SELL GUTTER OIL AND HARVESTED MINORITY ORGANS


    As usual, the scary music proves the case. The BBC wouldn't just lie about what various foreign countries are making (in gallon flasks). Drugs are muh new weapon of mass destruction.
  17. #37
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Drugs are made from petrochemicals and plant based from farmers.

    Fighting drugs is economic warfare against the petroleum and farm industries in developing nations. While ignoring and PUNISHING their own domestic industries.

    Why do they hate people so much?
  18. #38
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
  19. #39
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Ok. Just for that I'm going to make some fuck China posts. You really do enjoy this, don't you?

    just make sure you dont go out and hurt asian-looking senior citizens ummmkayy.
  20. #40
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    How God actually works (not saying there is one, I'm agnostic as fuck): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edCqF_NtpOQ
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