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Asking God to help you

  1. 2021-08-20 at 1:04 PM UTC
    #41
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I said a couple of prayers a couple weeks ago,, I really did put my heart into it,, and then the devil got so pissed everything went to shit in my world.

    its starting to calm back down now but here in a few more days I'll talk to god again and see how the devil reacts this time
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  2. 2021-08-20 at 1:50 PM UTC
    #42
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT I said a couple of prayers a couple weeks ago,, I really did put my heart into it,, and then the devil got so pissed everything went to shit in my world.

    its starting to calm back down now but here in a few more days I'll talk to god again and see how the devil reacts this time

    Try saying the Lord's prayer every day. It's easy to memorize and you can use it any time anywhere and it will help put you on the righteous road
  3. 2021-08-20 at 2:05 PM UTC
    #43
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Try saying the Lord's prayer every day. It's easy to memorize and you can use it any time anywhere and it will help put you on the righteous road

    what color art thou Lord.
  4. 2021-08-26 at 12:49 PM UTC
    #44
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Try saying the Lord's prayer every day. It's easy to memorize and you can use it any time anywhere and it will help put you on the righteous road

    "Give us this day, our daily bread"

    ...sounds a bit demanding.
  5. 2021-08-26 at 1:52 PM UTC
    #45
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    god is real and protects me from covid and the reason you all die is because you are evil
  6. 2021-08-26 at 2:30 PM UTC
    #46
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Give us this day, our daily bread"

    …sounds a bit demanding.

    Maybe to you, britman. You brits are too polite sometimes. If the prayer was written by you all it would be like
    "Father if it wouldn't trouble you, and if the circumstances do present themselves and you are willing, and if you so happen to feel generous in these said circumstances, could you please be so kind as to grant our humble selves this day? If not we completely understand and apologize for the inconvenience, terribly sorry."
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  7. 2021-08-26 at 2:49 PM UTC
    #47
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    bitman
  8. 2021-08-26 at 3:10 PM UTC
    #48
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Maybe to you, britman. You brits are too polite sometimes. If the prayer was written by you all it would be like
    "Father if it wouldn't trouble you, and if the circumstances do present themselves and you are willing, and if you so happen to feel generous in these said circumstances, could you please be so kind as to grant our humble selves this day? If not we completely understand and apologize for the inconvenience, terribly sorry."

    groids always feel so entitled that they are going to steal it from you if you dont give it to them.

    raping white women is their way of stealing from their white god.
  9. 2021-08-26 at 3:16 PM UTC
    #49
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny groids always feel so entitled that they are going to steal it from you if you dont give it to them.

    raping white women is their way of stealing from their white god.

    I never raped in my life. Now yall asians and that fetish tentacle rape shit that seems more up your alley lol
  10. 2021-08-26 at 3:30 PM UTC
    #50
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    God hates all of you
  11. 2021-08-26 at 4:04 PM UTC
    #51
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo I never raped in my life. Now yall asians and that fetish tentacle rape shit that seems more up your alley lol

    have or have you not miscegenated with a white women.
  12. 2021-08-26 at 4:48 PM UTC
    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Maybe to you, britman. You brits are too polite sometimes. If the prayer was written by you all it would be like
    "Father if it wouldn't trouble you, and if the circumstances do present themselves and you are willing, and if you so happen to feel generous in these said circumstances, could you please be so kind as to grant our humble selves this day? If not we completely understand and apologize for the inconvenience, terribly sorry."

    Now that's more like it.
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  13. 2021-08-26 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #53
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have or have you not miscegenated with a white women.

    Why do you care?
  14. 2021-08-27 at 12:52 AM UTC
    #54
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Why do you care?

    im trying to prove a point
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