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Why are people who join the military so retarded?

  1. #1
    I feel like they only take in retards or something. It's always the dumbest people.

    Then there's a small percentage of people who are actually cool. But overall the douchebag ratio is much higher in the military. Most of them abuse their wives and drink a lot
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No education

    It’s either that or being a dishwasher
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I feel like they only take in retards or something. It's always the dumbest people.

    Then there's a small percentage of people who are actually cool. But overall the douchebag ratio is much higher in the military. Most of them abuse their wives and drink a lot

    where do get your statistics from? oh yeah you pull them out of your asshole.

    theres a lot of intelligent people in the military that do it because they want to defend the country and so they can get their school paid for instead of going into debt like a lot of college kids end up doing that still wind up having to work at starbucks or something.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Grylls No education

    It’s either that or being a dishwasher

    if you're like 17 or 18 whether you join the military or not you wouldn't have an education anyways besides at best highschool, you gotta start somewhere.

    they pay for you to get an education in the military, a lot of professionals in the medical field like doctors and nurses were in the military.
  5. #5
    Bill Krozby got rejected from the military for everyone's information. They wouldn't take him because he was an alcoholic.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Okay you wouldn't even be able to make it through basic training lmao fucking soy wrist ass bitch

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    Ghost Black Hole
    i'd like to see mr hates america hates freedom communist soviet socialism lover last one day with the men and women that keep his ass alive and free to talk shit

  8. #8
    Whether I would make it out or not doesn't matter. I don't place my self worth on some flimsy machismo that flops flat on it's face the minute you accidentally dye a sock pink or whatever. If you sign up to be treated like this, you are retarded. If you sign up to be put in the face of danger 'for your country', you are retarded.

    The only honorable soldier is one who signs up out of defense of his family because his entire world is being threatened. I have no respect for imperialist scum who thinks cowering 600m away from an opponent behind a concrete wall is brave or heroic. The military is nothing more than a cult that brainwashes people into seeing other human beings as the enemy for reasons that have been made up by a rich elite who wouldn't dare send THEIR sons to go fight in some dust land on the other side of the planet.

    Anybody who falls for this propaganda is of course retarded.
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    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  10. #10
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    democrats love the military,, nuff said
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost i'd like to see mr hates america hates freedom communist soviet socialism lover last one day with the men and women that keep his ass alive and free to talk shit


    >marines

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    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Whether I would make it out or not doesn't matter. I don't place my self worth on some flimsy machismo that flops flat on it's face the minute you accidentally dye a sock pink or whatever. If you sign up to be treated like this, you are retarded. If you sign up to be put in the face of danger 'for your country', you are retarded.

    Everyone there seems chill to me, and people rarely die it's all machines and bombs nowadays. It's just another job like being a police officer or a security guard and let me guess you don't respect their authority either?

    There are no real wars anymore, Most soldiers end up in Korea or Germany or some shit and just fuck around most of the time waiting for the real shit to start. That was the entire point of the film Jarhead they thought they were gonna be heroes, fight Saddam an actual State fighting a State but what actually happened was they dropped a few bombs, there was some tank battles and then it was over.

    It's like playing civilization, all the meat and potatoes is in the early game combat but once you get artillery and tanks you might as well be playing on autopilot because all that matters is who has the most shit to throw at the other guy.

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    Ghost Black Hole
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  14. #14
    Kev Space Nigga
    Why are people who join the military so retarded?

    Because they are fucking faggots.




    What does one US soldier say to another US soldier who is going home?
    Can I help you pack your shit?

    Four US soldiers are sitting in a hot tub. They notice sperm rising to the surface. One of them says:
    Ok, who farted?

    How do you fit three US soldiers on one barstool?
    Turn it upside-down!

    What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a US soldier?
    The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out!

    What did one US soldier’s sperm say to the other?
    How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit?
  15. #15
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.----------------------.-.---.----.----3-----------(b­anned) https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election-2020/philip-walton-niger-us-citizen-rescued-kidnapped-operation-b1480313.html

    holy shit did they say the fucking N word in the title of that article
  16. #16
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    OT: Because smart people generally have better options.

    That said, this is a pretty classist line of thought. Your likelihood of joining the military is perhaps based on intelligence, but also wealth. There is a point of poverty where even incredibly intelligent and sensible people see the military as their best shot at a better life and living up to their potential. You're better than this §m£ÂgØL. Don't be classist.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    i thought it was nigh jer
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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I know (from experience) the air force doesn't take just any old idiot off the street. There are numerous tests to be taken to check your mental abilities and state of mind. It is also the only branch of the military that sends in the officers to the battlefield first.
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Meikai OT: Because smart people generally have better options.

    That said, this is a pretty classist line of thought. Your likelihood of joining the military is perhaps based on intelligence, but also wealth. There is a point of poverty where even incredibly intelligent and sensible people see the military as their best shot at a better life and living up to their potential. You're better than this §m£ÂgØL. Don't be classist.

    And on the inverse there's a point of wealth where no matter how stupid you are you'll never need to join the military. See: Donald Trump, Joe Biden.
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.----------------------.-.---.----.-3--------------(b­anned) not true. the military has 'class' and echelons just like the rest of the world…except the super-unachievers dont make it past boot camp.

    the retards and unachievers get low-skilled jobs where they have large amounts of supervision and can do very little damage if they fuck something up.

    the intelligent and high achievers get jobs with minimal supervision and critical job requirements…as well as jobs whos entirety of the job is supervising others, some of whom may be as smart and ambitious as they are.

    wealth is literally irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.

    - one rich-kid with a college degree wanted to get out but he annoyed his superiors so they wouldnt let him get a discharge even though his family was literally getting congressman/senators to call the chain of command. the result was the rich-kid was assigned to shit details…literally picking up trash on the base…while his compatriots were working in SKIFs and producing briefs for admirals and ultimately congress.
    - one kid was an uber-low rank with zero authority yet his family was rich and would sent 'presents' to him and his friends.
    - i knew personally a high ranking admiral who came from a piss-poor family with zero connection resources to business or elected officials, and literally didnt even have a high school diploma, but was intelligent and a uber-high achiever so he went from a shit-tier enlisted job to mulitple-star admiral.

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