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80 beers, minus your age, plus 40 dollars, gives you the year you were born.

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Discuss...
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Are there any good free calculator programs for windows? I can't seem to locate it on the start menu
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    https://www.desmos.com/scientific
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    Ghost Black Hole
    i am scared to click links incase you hack my computer and set the clock speed to max and fry my motherboard and send all my data to the darknet to be sold to russians

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Ghost i am scared to click links incase you hack my computer and set the clock speed to max and fry my motherboard and send all my data to the darknet to be sold to russians


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  6. #6
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Holy shit
  7. #7
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Are there any good free calculator programs for windows? I can't seem to locate it on the start menu

    PowerShell is good if you'd rather type out your equations.

    use * for multiply, / for divide.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Why did they name it after what i did to fonaplats girlfriend
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    netstat African Astronaut
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Why did they name it after what i did to fonaplats girlfriend

    They should name it for what I did to fonaplats girlfriend...


    ...RespectShell. I R TEH GENTLEMAN
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Okay I just bought a calculator app on my phone to do this.. will report back when its done downloading. Only $13

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  12. #12
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    That is fucking amazing.

    A calculator app is something you do your first year at university, with your first programming course.

    I wonder how much money this dude has made, I hope it's a lot.
  13. #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Shit really? Maybe I can just make one instead.

    Do you recommend any easy and fast language to bang this out in the next hour or so? I wanna see if this thing spectral is saying actually works
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Doesnt work. This formula seems to think I was born in the same century that Jesus Christ was walking around on Earth.
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Shit really? Maybe I can just make one instead.

    Do you recommend any easy and fast language to bang this out in the next hour or so? I wanna see if this thing spectral is saying actually works

    For android apps, Kotlin is the main game in town.

    Honestly setting up your development environment is half the battle.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I am on a windows 10 PC

    I heard python is ez to learn i think i will do that
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It werks. Your dooing you're mat wronh.
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It werks. Your dooing you're mat wronh.

    It works if you use 1,980 beers. 80 beers puts you back in Biblical times.
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    netstat African Astronaut
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  20. #20
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ 80 beers puts you back in Biblical times.

    Last time i drank 80 beers I woke up a week later.. must have been doing it wrong
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