ITS OFFICIAL. BIDEN HAS WON THE PRESIDENCY!

1. 2020-10-27 at 5:20 PM UTC

   #41
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ You're talking product. I'm talking currency. I just want a one square inch patch of skin to equal like, 10 USD. And a 5*5 inch patch of skin to equal 100 USD.

   
   What would a nipple be worth?
2. 2020-10-27 at 5:21 PM UTC

   #42
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I think I would very much enjoy being made of money, to have the security (skin) blanket of knowing that if times got tough, I could always cut myself up to cover rent for a few months.

   
   Getting hugely fat would also mean huge inflation.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
3. 2020-10-27 at 5:22 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   btw you know what Vampires use for money?
   
   Cryptocurrency.
4. 2020-10-27 at 5:26 PM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What would a nipple be worth?

   
   It would have to be significant since it cant be grown back once it gets used. But at the same time, if it's too high of a value, people will just have babies so they can get their nipples off and spend them freely, abusing the currency system.
   
   So I guess, baby and kid nipples need to be worthless. Adult male nipples worth 50k. Adult female nipples worth 100k . I guess. Whatever.
5. 2020-10-27 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ It would have to be significant since it cant be grown back once it gets used. But at the same time, if it's too high of a value, people will just have babies so they can get their nipples off and spend them freely, abusing the currency system.
   
   So I guess, baby and kid nipples need to be worthless. Adult male nipples worth 50k. Adult female nipples worth 100k . I guess. Whatever.

   
   I'd certainly exchange 2 male nipples for 1 female one.
6. 2020-10-27 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd certainly exchange 2 male nipples for 1 female one.

   
   Just for...looks? I think I'd rather have two male nipples to spend as they would be easier for an establishment to have "change" for.
7. 2020-10-27 at 5:34 PM UTC

   #47
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Just for…looks? I think I'd rather have two male nipples to spend as they would be easier for an establishment to have "change" for.

   
   I'd keep my female one as an investment. Maybe after a few decades I'd have enough to make a necklace out of them. to match the belt made of ears I already have.
8. 2020-10-27 at 5:36 PM UTC

   #48
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by joe biden He has no money
   
   You can have all his STDs and illegitimate children

   
   throw ur grand daughter in the deal and i'll take it
9. 2020-10-27 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #49
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by mmQ No. You get NOTHING. No soup. No money. No SHIT.

   
   ur a meany pants
10. 2020-10-27 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd keep my female one as an investment. Maybe after a few decades I'd have enough to make a necklace out of them. to match the belt made of ears I already have.

    
    It would be pretty risky to wear a necklace made of $100k female nipples though. Even an upstanding citizen such as myself probably wouldn't be able to resist ripping off a nipple or two if I saw you out in public.
11. 2020-10-27 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #51
    

    joe biden Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by POLECAT throw ur grand daughter in the deal and i'll take it

    
    You can have her when I'm finished with her
12. 2020-10-27 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #52
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    nigger
13. 2020-10-27 at 5:40 PM UTC

    #53
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It would be pretty risky to wear a necklace made of $100k female nipples though. Even an upstanding citizen such as myself probably wouldn't be able to resist ripping off a nipple or two if I saw you out in public.

    
    Would pink nipples have more value than black ones?
14. 2020-10-27 at 5:43 PM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Would pink nipples have more value than black ones?

    
    It would all depend on what's in circulation.
15. 2020-10-27 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by STER0S kanye west as president would a fucking horrible idea.

    
    pussy
16. 2020-10-27 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #56
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by mmQ I think I would very much enjoy being made of money, to have the security (skin) blanket of knowing that if times got tough, I could always cut myself up to cover rent for a few months.

    
    How about being made into clothes or household objects?
17. 2020-10-27 at 7:14 PM UTC

    #57
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL How about being made into clothes or household objects?

    
    I'm saying that that's FINE WITH ME as long as I am receiving fair and proper financial compensation. Make me into a goddamn vacuum cleaner bag or litterbox liner for all I care.
18. 2020-10-27 at 7:36 PM UTC

    #58
    

    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    even if you despise trump -- i still do not get why one would vote for biden.
    
    the guy's a fossil.
19. 2020-10-27 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #59
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope I live long enough to vote in an election that isnt essentially Democrat vs Republican.
20. 2020-10-27 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #60
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by STER0S even if you despise trump – i still do not get why one would vote for biden.
    
    the guy's a fossil.

    
    Because they're as corrupt and treasonous as Biden. Birds of a feather flock together.