I miss my King Cobra.

1. 2020-10-27 at 1:59 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   I can hear the sound of the metal cap clicking apart.
   The feel of the label as I held the bottle.
   The hue of the brew.
   The taste of that first gulp.
   But I don't miss hangovers or dehydration.
   I don't miss feeling like I had to drink every night.
   I sure as hell don't miss spending all that money on it.
   I can't just have one.
   And 2 is not enough.
   So no more drinky for me.
   I know a great deal of you are fat and unhappy with your lives but I am not.
   Try putting the bottle down and see what happens.
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   • Octavian, 
   • rabbitweed
2. 2020-10-27 at 2:04 AM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   my favorite nigger beer was st. ides
3. 2020-10-27 at 2:58 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   i also drank malt liquor
4. 2020-10-27 at 3:05 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Just knowing when to stop when you start, which is never. Poor self control around drink sucks.
5. 2020-10-27 at 3:13 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   yeah beer kind of sucks but they made all the good drugs like herawin illegal here and im not TRYNA GET INTO SOME ILLEGAL SHIT NAM SAYEN FLYBOI
6. 2020-10-27 at 3:24 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Try putting the bottle down and see what happens.

   
   duster in the shower, that's what
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • A College Professor
7. 2020-10-27 at 5:45 AM UTC

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   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Try putting the bottle down and see what happens.

   
   You will pick it back up in less than one month
8. 2020-10-27 at 5:54 AM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Try putting the bottle down and see what happens.

   
   I put it down and then accidentally knocked it over and it spilled all over my surge protector and fucked up a bunch of my electronics.. Thanks a lot asshole you owe me $50 now