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Got my poop dented

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    my fucking neibor that is taking me to blink182 punched me in the face because i was talking about how i hated the stranger things and she told me to not talk and so i slappped her and she started punching me and crying. now she is asleep. id jak off all over her face but she would prolly call the cops
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my fucking neibor that is taking me to blink182 punched me in the face because i was talking about how i hated the stranger things and she told me to not talk and so i slappped her and she started punching me and crying. now she is asleep. id jak off all over her face but she would prolly call the cops

    First you get hit by a car and now we're down to a girl. My guess is you will probably end up dying from Cat Scratch Fever or Feline AIDS by the end of 2017.. or that HIV3 I was talking about.

    Now get in the kitchen and make us a Pizz'a ze pi
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 First you get hit by a car and now we're down to a girl. My guess is you will probably end up dying from Cat Scratch Fever or Feline AIDS by the end of 2017.. or that HIV3 I was talking about.

    Now get in the kitchen and make us a Pizz'a ze pi

    i dont make fuck tard alts pizza especially out of one eye. cry harder idiot
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my fucking neibor that is taking me to blink182 punched me in the face because i was talking about how i hated the stranger things and she told me to not talk and so i slappped her and she started punching me and crying. now she is asleep. id jak off all over her face but she would prolly call the cops

    pics or it didnt happen
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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i dont make fuck tard alts pizza especially out of one eye. cry harder idiot

    Oh I get it.. I'm Popeye.

    Looks like we really do have old crew. Where is Era Mad Tom at? is he in texas or is he in Florida. He went to Florida. he thought I was some Ship mate.

    Sorties! More like Sore Ass! fuck that old piece of shit.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    why did you slap her though
  7. #7
    Originally posted by aldra why did you slap her though

    He was angry she wasn't a good filipina wife that left him behind.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also what does this have to do with denting poop? did she fuck you with a strapon afterwards?
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh I get it.. I'm Popeye.

    Looks like we really do have old crew. Where is Era Mad Tom at? is he in texas or is he in Florida. He went to Florida. he thought I was some Ship mate.

    Sorties! More like Sore Ass! fuck that old piece of shit.

    lets do some roleplaying...

    you be popeye the sailor man...

    ill be captain hook...

    then ill fist your poop deck and show you the meaning of a sore ass
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    Originally posted by infinityshock lets do some roleplaying…

    you be popeye the sailor man…

    ill be captain hook…

    then ill fist your poop deck and show you the meaning of a sore ass

    Ooo Good one Brutus who looks like Wimpy, the cock burger munching leech.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Ooo Good one Brutus who looks like Wimpy, the cock burger munching leech.

    doesnt really matter when youre the one looking like a giant ventriloquist puppet
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    Originally posted by infinityshock doesnt really matter when youre the one looking like a giant ventriloquist puppet

    Oh derp oh derp. after I push your jawline back you will be the one looking like Bob from Soap! You got his persona already. except you're the faggot in the family
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Oh derp oh derp. after I push your jawline back you will be the one looking like Bob from Soap! You got his persona already. except you're the faggot in the family

    that pretty much sucked. totally fell flat. didnt give me so much as a tingle within my loins.

    come up with something better...and try again. be like... a bad-ass john wayne, with a lisp. call me 'daddy' a few times.
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