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Lanny + frala

  1. #61
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
  2. #62
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Bugz Between these two reminded me of the Peaches Video









    Mario Mario, Luigi and Princess.. am I right Luigi

    are you propositioning me to watch porn together later
  3. #63
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Fucking Christ almighty.
    The sin of even the thought.

    Lanny, what in the fuck were you thinking bud?

    Well guys this is the end.
    The DHers have infiltrated Lanny's batty.
    Niggas in space is gone. Fucking gone.

    Seriously man, just come live with me in my extra bedroom.
    I swear I won't touch your batty.
    Then everything can be back to normal.
  4. #64
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by frala I’m not 16 and I’m not 45.

    I am a mîllennial though ;)

    Maybe you should just worry about your own tits, Beige.

    She is 41 and in the best shape of her life!
    Circle.
  5. #65
    Fona there is no difference between living with me and living with you and a 50 yr old stripper.
  6. #66
    Originally posted by frala Fona there is no difference between living with me and living with you and a 50 yr old stripper.

    The 50yr old stripper is cuter

    The 50yr old stripper doesn't have a moldy cunt

    Etc
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #67
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Fona there is no difference between living with me and living with you and a 50 yr old stripper.

    You're both equally gross and old
  8. #68
    The stripper showers
  9. #69
    The stripper doesn't piss the bed
  10. #70
    The stripper shuts up when you tell her to
  11. #71
    Imagine pushing into that and your whole ballsack slips easily in
  12. #72
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
  13. #73
    Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut
    This thread made me asexual
  14. #74
    I thought you liked men
  15. #75
    Oh my Heavenly Father I went to take a shower and y’all went berserk.
  16. #76
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    There is no Lanny + lala.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head Ahh dang the gamer girl grease is the best part

    I just finished work for the day lol
  18. #78
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Billy teh Block Head Not like there's anything wrong with that. I think all women's filth and sweat is beautiful


    I know someone who literally had a foot fetish website of women in socks and sneakers back in 2007. I wish I was making this up. It's some shit lol I really don't even want to say the domain he had ownership of because it's so broad he probably could have sold it for tens of thousands.



    Originally posted by frala Go ask your mother how old she is then subtract by 30 then add 10 then divide by 2.

    WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST SUBTRACT BY 20 FIRST?

    It's funny that everyone who types words on here does so in their own accent and reads posts in their own accent when understanding it. Makes me wonder what accent people read my posts in. I have a pretty lower class Canadian regional accent. I sound so earnestly working class you'd think I wasn't a scumbag scourge or society. Might fuck around and use a big word like ABATTOIR in a sentence and fuck up all ya'll non cow having folks
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Sudo WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST SUBTRACT BY 20 FIRST?

    I was just fucking around with Hiki bc I’m only 6 years older than him lol. Of course Beige ended up being the one to do the math.
  20. #80
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    This was way back in the day and he was like 40 and would get girls my age at the time (fresh outta high skoo) to post with socks and sneakers and pay them in cash and drugs and if they crashed at his place he would be creepin on they feets while dey be asleeps. He was a decent fellow I was pretty close with until he got shot. A few years ago he ran for city councillor. He's an interesting guy. He's in his early 50's now but at the time it seemed a little "out there." You'er right it is much more widespread now, I saw on a recent Dave Chapelle netflix thing he talks about fucking feet in detail and seems honest about it, how he would make a hole with the feet and get in there. I always wondered why he married an asian. Asians are much more into feet as a culture, for a lot of reasons I can expand upon
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