I fucked my own ass last night.

1. 2017-03-12 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Now its like goatses.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ₯ - Double penetration
2. 2017-03-12 at 1:18 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   pics or it didn't happen
3. 2017-03-12 at 1:41 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's time to stop, Actor
4. 2017-03-12 at 1:42 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's time to stop, Actor

   
   no, no...keep up the good work
5. 2017-03-12 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon It's time to stop, Actor

   
   I can't help it, im a shitfucker.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ₯ - Double penetration
6. 2017-03-12 at 3:44 PM UTC

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   ₯ - Double penetration Yung Blood
   Fuck that shit.
7. 2017-03-12 at 4:32 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Last night on my bundy trip I kept trying to get sexual with myself but the triangles took over and I was power raped by spice Roy while "Mr. Roboto" played in the background
   Then the coathangers had a lesbian triangle alien sex tech and zENDIES orgy with me and all my co workers and we all took the inter dimensional star cruiser to centurai alph and establish our presence in the universe.
8. 2017-03-12 at 5:09 PM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Last night on my bundy trip I kept trying to get sexual with myself but the triangles took over and I was power raped by spice Roy while "Mr. Roboto" played in the background
   Then the coathangers had a lesbian triangle alien sex tech and zENDIES orgy with me and all my co workers and we all took the inter dimensional star cruiser to centurai alph and establish our presence in the universe.

   
   Please get your astronomy lingo right. There is no such place centauri alph. The system is called beta Centauri it's a trinary system and the stars are called Proxima Centauri, beta Centauri A and beta Centauri B.
9. 2017-03-12 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Centauri alph is a nightclub in beta Centauri noob.
10. 2017-03-12 at 5:57 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Centauri alph is a nightclub in beta Centauri noob.

    
    Well beam me up Scotty i wanna' go there.
11. 2017-03-12 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Just ea t a box of rattex before saturday night live come son nexrt saturday night and the cab will pull out and we will go out clubing among the triangles and stars