Asking God to help you

1. 2020-10-20 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #1
   CutterLegendaryNinja Houston
   He knows what you need before you ask so why not ask.
   
   God please help me achieve financial freedom so that I may do your will.
   
   See how simple that was!
   
   You can do anything you set your mind to!
   
   If I can do it you can do it too!
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2. 2020-10-20 at 12:42 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja He knows what you need before you ask so why not ask.
   
   God please help me achieve financial freedom so that I may do your will.
   
   See how simple that was!
   
   You can do anything you set your mind to!
   
   If I can do it you can do it too!

   
   Go look at your bank account balance, did it work?
3. 2020-10-20 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   God doesn't fuck with people like that he stays in his own lane and you should too babygirl
4. 2020-10-20 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   CutterLegendaryNinja Houston

   Originally posted by Erekshun Go look at your bank account balance, did it work?

   
   I have to wait untill I hear back first.
5. 2020-10-20 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #5
   CutterLegendaryNinja Houston

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood God doesn't fuck with people like that he stays in his own lane and you should too babygirl

   
   babygirl? I'm a guy.
6. 2020-10-20 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Dear God, please let Trump win the election. Do I win?
7. 2020-10-20 at 1:05 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   they plead for mercy, god says NO!
8. 2020-10-20 at 1:20 AM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Im a believer in actualizing through visualization and God is definitely a conduit/something impossible to articulate through which all things emanate from
9. 2020-10-20 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   God doesn't exist. I can prove it mathematically.
10. 2020-10-20 at 1:41 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace God doesn't exist. I can prove it mathematically.

    
    No you can't
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11. 2020-10-20 at 1:43 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cly No you can't

    
    Yeah I can.
12. 2020-10-20 at 1:48 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yeah I can.

    
    K
13. 2020-10-20 at 1:48 AM UTC

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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Shit in one hand and pray for money in the other. See which hand fills up faster.
    
    
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14. 2020-10-20 at 1:59 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja babygirl? I'm a guy.

    
    There are no guys here babygirl, just babygirls. We are all the babygirl of God.
15. 2020-10-20 at 2 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-----.-.-.--.-.--.---.-.-.-.-.-.--.----.----.-.-.-.------.-.-.-..-.-.-.--.-.----------(b­anned) that looks like a skinny version of a similar pic that dude gustavo posted

    
    lol gustav
    
    he was that guy who kept talking about space elevators I tihnk
16. 2020-10-30 at 1:12 AM UTC

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    CutterLegendaryNinja Houston
    Thank you God that was fast!
17. 2020-10-30 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja Thank you God that was fast!

    
    Now send me some cash like you said you wanted to.
18. 2020-10-30 at 1:23 AM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja Thank you God that was fast!

    
    Are you gonna blame him when you stub your toe next?
19. 2020-10-30 at 12:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja God please help me achieve financial freedom so that I may do your will.

    
    Give away all your money and possessions, only then will you have financial freedom.
20. 2020-10-30 at 7:28 PM UTC

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    CutterLegendaryNinja Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Give away all your money and possessions, only then will you have financial freedom.

    
    I have to get some first !!!