just got hit by a car and a i know everyone is gonna be like yada yada ydada tin foil hat Bill Krozby derserved it.. but i just hit by a lady in a soccer vanesque car with a child in the back of it. I just woke up and decided since ive been a good boy today I'd wake up and get a brew, when i was walking across the street where a stop sign is, this lady ran into me, she hit my legs and they buckled and i almost threw up I went around to the side of the car and the refused to talk to me so i started punching her window and yelled get the fuck out of the car bitch and kicked her car and she was flicking me of with her infant son sitting there so I was like "what a tosser" and walked off then she sped off into uncoming traffic and a bunch of cars piled up on her honking at her. thats what you get for doing hit and runs you cunt * i heard police sirence but i jsut briksley walked off*
did you get her tag number? I want to both applaud her for her good aim while deriding her for lacking sufficient follow-through to allow you to leave under your own steam instead of under a sheet in the coroner's buggy.
and...that right there is a felony. leaving the scene of an accident involving injury AND property damage (your soiled drawers)...that bitch is losing her license, getting fined up the ass, around her transverse colon, and all the way down through her uterus. but probably not jail because you weren't really hurt. unless the judge is a dick
it's a good thing you love-slapped her car and made mean gestures in her general direction...because that takes away any defense at trial that she didn't know
