2016-05-25 at 7:44 PM UTC
the other night i was at a good friends party and as the party started to die down, it was just me and my gf, him, and his roommate and his gf. we were sitting on couches and chairs that were sort of arrange in a circle around a table and we were just hanging out and bullshitting and smoking weed. everyone was fucked up and i was on 4f-mph, mxe, etizolam, and hella bong hits. my single friend was drunk as fuck and i also gave him some mxe.
anyways were sitting at this table and my arm is around my gf, and whenever i would talk to the dude to my right, when my head came forward it seemed like my single friends hand was going towards my gf or something. once i thought i saw him try to touch her knee but i wasnt sure because i was so high and my brain always comes up with crazy stories like that when im high and have to dismiss them as paranoia.
however, my wasted friend eventually got more aggressive to point where it was pretty obvious he was trying to touch/flirt with her, and he said something like "i thought you'd be more open to me" or something. i wasnt even mad because i knew he had 0 chance anyways, even if she was single, and he was so wasted he wasnt making sense, so i took my gf and we stood up and went to the opposite side of the table and were just standing next to each other with my arm around her.
then my friend gets up after like 5 minutes and goes to stand next to her again and then puts his hand in her hair. this i saw and i grabbed his hand and pushed it away from her head and said "dude, just stop." he kinda pushed my hand back like he was trying to be an beta male and assert his right to put his hand in my girls hair or some shit, so i pushed him for real and he fell over against the table and fell and just kinda mumbled some bullshit, then we left.
anyways what would you do in this situation? im not even mad because i know he was super drunk and its one of those things he'll dreadfully regret when he wakes up the next morning, and its super embarassing, and i know he had no chance anyways, but i kind of feel like i should be more mad. idk
2016-05-25 at 7:47 PM UTC
I'd be really happy about it
2016-05-25 at 8:02 PM UTC
in that situation...dude would have quickly found out how non-beta he was by a generous application of physical contact wholly unapproved of by miss manners. something that would have left marks or soreness for a few days as a reminder but nothing that would cause long-term damage just in case he was just a stupid drunk. if at some point i found out he was 'talking shit' about the situation while he was sober, the generosity would be left out during a second...possibly third...introduction of how to get into anger management class in one easy step or less.
also...if your gf isnt into that sort of thing you need to have been more violent towards him to make sure she knows youre her daddy. its a liserd-brain thing that chicks have.
if the situation had been the dude being cool about it, asking politely if he could bang my gf, and my gf was cool with it, i wouldnt mind.
2016-05-25 at 9:42 PM UTC
I'd fuck him up there's boundaries you don't cross. Sounds like a douch anyways
2016-05-25 at 11:43 PM UTC
If its a girl I like and I'm on drugs I can get pretty violent.
I'm normally pretty unfaithful though and if I have a girlfriend I suddenly become 100x more attractive and meet girls everywhere.
I would like to see the girl slap the guys face and tell him to fuck off if she really wants to show we are together.
2016-05-26 at 6:45 AM UTC
He was messed up. Is your gf good looking? If so, that would explain his actions. You should be glad that he was trying.
2016-05-26 at 2:42 PM UTC
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Your fault for getting so fucked up and choosing bad friends. But yeah, I'd be bretty mad.
2016-05-27 at 3:58 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
guess you guys shouldn't have been doing so many drugs, herp durp!
drug use tends to bring on idiocy and paranoia and violence.
2016-05-27 at 3:48 PM UTC
IM ALREADY MAD FUCKING MAD ALREADY.
2016-05-27 at 4:29 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^ur always mad and butt hurt
2016-05-28 at 3:12 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRT!!!
thats what you get for hitting on other guys girl friends you stupid bitch.
i would fuck you up so bad you faggot
