You ever had an ATM give you an extra bill?

1. 2016-10-20 at 1:21 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thatd make my day, lol.
2. 2016-10-20 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No. I'm waiting for the day that I wait behind someone and they forget to take the cash so I can pocket it
3. 2016-10-20 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #3
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   in uk banks u can fuc wit the cash deposit system juts use like a 10 bill note to mix hash ind baccy until the note its is stained than the machina canot read so u just gotta put bare cash in and den wen da machine spits out ur dogy hash note + other fukd noets then just poket sum notes an d when u put sum good notes bakc the machine registers the full deposited amoutn u put on firts time swer down but i never did it on purpose
4. 2016-10-20 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #4
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   i wus wif the bank bich so i cudnt chip with the bill or i wud hav
5. 2016-10-20 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Getting extra money is based on your karma and luck like in the video games.
6. 2016-10-20 at 5:19 PM UTC

   #6
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   swear dwn come to uk ill let u use my card to do it so we dnt get towed u just gota weare a hijabi and thn i say to feds sum paki robbd my card
7. 2016-10-20 at 7:35 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   in uk banks u can fuc wit the cash deposit system juts use like a 10 bill note to mix hash ind baccy until the note its is stained than the machina canot read so u just gotta put bare cash in and den wen da machine spits out ur dogy hash note + other fukd noets then just poket sum notes an d when u put sum good notes bakc the machine registers the full deposited amoutn u put on firts time swer down but i never did it on purpose

   
   Can you rewrite this in something resembling normal English and not bling English cos I wanna know what you're on about and how to do it
8. 2016-10-20 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Best post ever, resing up a bill so it breaks the machine. Bling is the hero we need
9. 2016-10-21 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #9
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   wen machine put out dodgy notes for resend
   puot in less notes
   ???
   buy baccy
10. 2016-10-21 at 12:30 AM UTC

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    bling bling Dark Matter
    i did it by accident after th machine hold all my moneys and i had to get a bank bich to help and wen we were puttin it back in it when i found out wen it spit out 2 bad notes im liek ill just save dis dirty note and put da other1 back in adn the macine accepted it for full amount adn i had to giv her the hash stand tener :(
11. 2016-10-21 at 12:43 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I love you bling (homo)
12. 2016-10-21 at 2:01 AM UTC

    #12
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Getting extra money is based on your karma and luck like in the video games.

    
    Unless you have a Spell of Misfortune(Which is more a curse than anything) in that case whenever you do a luck roll you must also do a 2d6 saving roll against it's effects.
13. 2016-10-21 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    No. I'm waiting for the day that I wait behind someone and they forget to take the cash so I can pocket it

    
    Because people go to the ATM and forget to take their cash. Thats a really realistic thing to wait for mate. Makes a lot of fucking sense.
14. 2016-10-21 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #14
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Because people go to the ATM and forget to take their cash. Thats a really realistic thing to wait for mate. Makes a lot of fucking sense.

    
    I do this all the time, what's more i try to literally burn my fiat currency to jump start deflation. Everyone needs to do this in fact. This is sound monetary policy.
15. 2016-10-21 at 3:58 AM UTC

    #15
    Anal Scratch Hemorrage Houston
    A girl once asked me if I wanted to get free ATM. I put that dirty bitch in her place
16. 2016-10-21 at 1:36 PM UTC

    #16
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Never happened even once in the 40 years I've been using ATMs.
17. 2016-10-21 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Because people go to the ATM and forget to take their cash. Thats a really realistic thing to wait for mate. Makes a lot of fucking sense.

    
    Someone on my kikebook literally just said they walked away from a cash machine and forgot to take their £110.
    
    Or maybe I just live in a town full of retards, which is more likely
18. 2016-10-21 at 6:28 PM UTC

    #18
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    tell me wen u try the cash deposit machine likc make sure its da big grey machine od halif4x
19. 2016-10-21 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Do I need to bank with Halifax? And I'm not guna end up losing money if I fuck it up or it doesn't work?
20. 2016-10-21 at 9:40 PM UTC

    #20
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You'd be surprised how many dumber-than-a-tree-stump people put their deposit envelope in the paper waste slot just to the side of the display.