My BRAND NEW Dishwasher sounds like a car wash having non consenting sex with a leaf blower.

1. 2020-10-09 at 3:55 PM UTC

   #21
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grylls That’s not a joke, he works in a kitchen washing dishes

   
   Shut the he'll up
2. 2020-10-09 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Shut the he'll up

   
   he'll ?
3. 2020-10-09 at 4:21 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Obbe is my head half full or half empty?

   
   that was a half clever self effacing joke.
   
   I vote halfway there livin on a prayer
4. 2020-10-09 at 4:37 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I had a friend called Thomas who used to work at the local docks.
   He made a good living until the union went on strike and then things got a little tough
   His girlfriend, Geena I think her name was had to get a job as a waitress
   She's work double shifts and then would take her wages home to give to Thomas so he could pay the bills...she did this out of love.
   Thomas often got down in the dumps though and Geena would try to cheer him up by telling him they had to hold on and be happy with what they have.
   She'd say it wasn't really important that they only had a 27" TV and no Kettle...they had love and that was a lot.
   
   Quite an inspiring couple.
5. 2020-10-09 at 5:07 PM UTC

   #25
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Too bad they're not together any more.
6. 2020-10-09 at 5:51 PM UTC

   #26
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Grylls That’s not a joke, he works in a kitchen washing dishes

   
   And you pull wires all day, congrads
7. 2020-10-09 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by cigreting And you pull wires all day, congrads

   
   terminate them and splice fibre too, thanks
8. 2020-10-09 at 5:53 PM UTC

   #28
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by cigreting And you pull wires all day, congrads

   
   yea he only touches bitchass wires and looks at cum
9. 2020-10-09 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   Actually I don't do much cable pulling I just supervise these days
10. 2020-10-09 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls Actually I don't do much cable pulling I just supervise these days

    
    I bet if I was a dishwasher you'd want to be a bone china plate inside of me you sick bastard.
11. 2020-10-09 at 7:34 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet if I was a dishwasher you'd want to be a bone china plate inside of me you sick bastard.

    
    Stop thinking about my bone you dishwasher
12. 2020-10-10 at 1:12 AM UTC

    #32
    

    G African Astronaut
    30+ years old & having a dish washer is a monumental event in life lol.
13. 2020-10-10 at 1:18 AM UTC

    #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Cheaper to wash by hand, wash as you go. But I take you as a lazy fuck so...
14. 2020-10-10 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #34
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by G 30+ years old & having a dish washer is a monumental event in life lol.

    
    It is a monumental achievement to find anything left that you boomers didn't completely ruin.
15. 2020-10-10 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #35
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy It is a monumental achievement to find anything left that you boomers didn't completely ruin.

    
    
16. 2020-10-10 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #36
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy It is a monumental achievement to find anything left that you boomers didn't completely ruin.

    
    You should find a boomer as a mentor. Your "life sucks" attitude might change.
17. 2020-10-10 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #37
    

    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    The only reason genx is going up is because gen boomer is dying off.
18. 2020-10-11 at 12:40 PM UTC

    #38
    

    G African Astronaut
    I was born in the 70's son wrong era. PS my dishwasher's whisper quiet lol.
19. 2020-10-11 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #39
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Yeah my dishwasher doesn't make any sound because I tape that bitch up when I ain't using the mouth hole