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My BRAND NEW Dishwasher sounds like a car wash having non consenting sex with a leaf blower.

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy African Astronaut [pimp your due marabout]
    IDK what the fuck it's doing but there best not be spots dang it.

    Is it cheaper to use my dishwasher or wash them by hand?
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    do a videya
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    Im on thee pot right now. I'll come write you a condescending response when im finished Fianna
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    What was the decibel rating on it?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Obbe What was the decibel rating on it?

    11.

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy IDK what the fuck it's doing but there best not be spots dang it.

    Is it cheaper to use my dishwasher or wash them by hand?

    Who cares? I looked it up for you Fianna, it's cheaper to operate the dishwasher because it doesn't use much water, but guess what: water is really cheap so it doesn't make a shit either way you wanna do it. It's just kind of a retarded thing to try to be a cheapskate about.

    You and Smelly gonna buy a washing-board at the flea market and start hauling water from the creek? you will save so much money.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by A College Professor 11.

    Dishwasher decibel levels will range from about 38 dBA (quietest) to about 62 dBA (loudest). Any dishwasher with a rating of 52 dBA or below will be a good choice and very quiet compared to most older dishwashers.
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Obbe Dishwasher decibel levels will range from about 38 dBA (quietest) to about 62 dBA (loudest). Any dishwasher with a rating of 52 dBA or below will be a good choice and very quiet compared to most older dishwashers.
    his is 11
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    It’s cheaper to just use krotz, he’s a dishwasher
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    punch her
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    Sudo Naturally Camouflaged [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Obbe Dishwasher decibel levels will range from about 38 dBA (quietest) to about 62 dBA (loudest). Any dishwasher with a rating of 52 dBA or below will be a good choice and very quiet compared to most older dishwashers.

    you wWOULD fill your head with useless information like dishwasher decibel levels then pose open ended faux philosophical questions like "what IS life?"



    Originally posted by aldra punch her

    I'm surprised this is the first woman/dishwasher joke and you're not even North American. Fuckin shameful buncha dishbitches here I tell ya
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    Originally posted by Grylls It’s cheaper to just use krotz, he’s a dishwasher

    I thought jokes were supposed to be funny
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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Maybe that’s actually what’s happening. How do you know what’s going on in there when the door’s closed?
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    Meikai Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Obbe Dishwasher decibel levels will range from about 38 dBA (quietest) to about 62 dBA (loudest). Any dishwasher with a rating of 52 dBA or below will be a good choice and very quiet compared to most older dishwashers.

    Really pushing the limits of Sudo's 65% estimate. Thanks for the obscure trivia though, Rain Man. 😛💖

    Originally posted by Sudo I find Obbe hard to hate but also hard to like. Probably is at least 65% autistic.
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    How do you know what non consensual sex sounds like
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    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy IDK what the fuck it's doing but there best not be spots dang it.

    Is it cheaper to use my dishwasher or wash them by hand?

    by "Brand new" do you mean used...

    "Convenience" is > "Cheaper" stop making everything about money.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Sudo you wWOULD fill your head with useless information like dishwasher decibel levels then pose open ended faux philosophical questions like "what IS life?"

    is my head half full or half empty?
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    Originally posted by Obbe is my head half full or half empty?

    That's also the best way to wash your dishes in a dishwasher...filling to capacity results in a less clean wash...
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    cigreting Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Obbe Dishwasher decibel levels will range from about 38 dBA (quietest) to about 62 dBA (loudest). Any dishwasher with a rating of 52 dBA or below will be a good choice and very quiet compared to most older dishwashers.

    mines an 53 dba me cant heer gud
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    Grylls motherfucker [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I thought jokes were supposed to be funny

    That’s not a joke, he works in a kitchen washing dishes
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    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I thought jokes were supposed to be funny

    Not all jokes no.
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