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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My cat is so fucking smart. We have this awesome unspoken language with each other, I can make these tiny subtle movements and she knows exactly what I'm indicating . I LOVE HER. THE END.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by puffy butts i will try this as an experiment. i have 0 opiate tolerance so i hope 120mg isn't an overdose for me

    Take 100mg then. Just to be on the safe side, not that you will die from 120mg, but you won't feel all that nice, also break a seroquel into 8 pieces and take an eight the antihistaminergic effects will make it a little nicer.
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ My cat is so fucking smart. We have this awesome unspoken language with each other, I can make these tiny subtle movements and she knows exactly what I'm indicating . I LOVE HER. THE END.

    All cats are in my experience. It's awesome how they learn to communicate what they want with people.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie All cats are in my experience. It's awesome how they learn to communicate what they want with people.

    You're right mine isn't unique I just like to pretend she is. I mean, I've met some stupid cats so comparitively my Chootie is smart. We just have this thing where I make eye contact with her and move my eyes toward me, and then she pretends to not have noticed and cleans herself for a few moments and then suddenly dashes toward me like she hasn't seen me in ages. It's endearing AF makes me want to cry tears of happy. 😹
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  5. attribution bias?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by puffy butts attribution bias?

    Kitty bitty bias
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ You're right mine isn't unique I just like to pretend she is. I mean, I've met some stupid cats so comparitively my Chootie is smart. We just have this thing where I make eye contact with her and move my eyes toward me, and then she pretends to not have noticed and cleans herself for a few moments and then suddenly dashes toward me like she hasn't seen me in ages. It's endearing AF makes me want to cry tears of happy. 😹

    I shed a single manly tear of happiness just reading that.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    His mind felt heavy cracked skull matter case fragile flesh with lead brick sat inside throbbing
    He felt his face change shape and time ebbing away the vital signs of life ankle deep inside a teak coffin
    Sitting in the fourth dimension he felt the raw depression of forty horsemen stretching his organs awful essence
    He was ever omnipresent as a portal peasant looking in the mirror clock a devil dressed in his reflection
    During thunderstorms he found peace with life
    He saw the rain as writing letters with Jesus Christ and with his fingers he’d scribe letters across the sky in the hope that constellations would free his mind
    But deep inside his rancid flat
    Light flicker movements mapped white face wrinkled grimace lager cans and baccy ash
    Lost in the soil for the Spastic Max
    Six foot two six foot box six feet deep inside the cancer tank
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie His mind felt heavy cracked skull matter case fragile flesh with lead brick sat inside throbbing
    He felt his face change shape and time ebbing away the vital signs of life ankle deep inside a teak coffin
    Sitting in the fourth dimension he felt the raw depression of forty horsemen stretching his organs awful essence
    He was ever omnipresent as a portal peasant looking in the mirror clock a devil dressed in his reflection
    During thunderstorms he found peace with life
    He saw the rain as writing letters with Jesus Christ and with his fingers he’d scribe letters across the sky in the hope that constellations would free his mind
    But deep inside his rancid flat
    Light flicker movements mapped white face wrinkled grimace lager cans and baccy ash
    Lost in the soil for the Spastic Max
    Six foot two six foot box six feet deep inside the cancer tank

    And then what?
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by mmQ And then what?

    I don't fucking know.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Sophie I don't fucking know.

    Fair enough.

  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Sophie had met this girl, and she was the most awesome person in the world and i fell pretty much in love with her right there in my dream. Then i woke up, and the weird part was i felt a sense of loss when i did. A longing to be with her again, like i had literally lost a person. It was a happy and sad dream.

    Oh man, fuck those dreams. Nothing worse than waking up out of one to an alarm clock and staring at your ceiling and being like "fuck this so much" and stumbling around all day doing mundane bullshit wondering why you can't be back there. It's like getting kicked in the balls by your own brain
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  13. Forgot to eat.. To cold to buy food. 12pm and I havent left my bed yet. Also DAT bundy afterglow.

    So hungry though
  14. bling bling Dark Matter
    c 333 epic get
  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    eat all the codeinez aleast 300 or it dont work
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Forgot to eat.. To cold to buy food. 12pm and I havent left my bed yet. Also DAT bundy afterglow.

    So hungry though

    Your phone do grab. Delivery order do make. Help you I can, yes.
  17. I have social anxiety disorder I can't talk on phones without going into panic attacks.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I have social anxiety disorder I can't talk on phones without going into panic attacks.

    Order online..
  19. This is too much interaction help im being TRIGGERED I NEED A XANAX!!!!
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Lanny Oh man, fuck those dreams. Nothing worse than waking up out of one to an alarm clock and staring at your ceiling and being like "fuck this so much" and stumbling around all day doing mundane bullshit wondering why you can't be back there. It's like getting kicked in the balls by your own brain

    Yeah, i try not to ruminate on them too much after i get them. Luckily i rarely have those types of dreams.

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