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Yes or no?

  1. 2020-09-29 at 11:14 PM UTC
    #1
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    You wake up in the middle of the night to an ethereal blue glow shining off the floor. You follow it, and find a floating penis with teal skin and thick purple veins. It speaks to you, "Suck me mortal, and I will grant you 1,000,000 USD. Refuse, and you lose ten years of your life."

    Do you suck the penis?

    Option A: No

    Option B: Yes
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  2. 2020-09-29 at 11:21 PM UTC
    #2
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    a hot load of cum and 1 million USD?

    9/10 financial advisers recommend YES
  3. 2020-09-29 at 11:22 PM UTC
    #3
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Wait why is the penis teal. Am I sucking off the love child of Blanka from Street Fighter and Beast from X-men?
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  4. 2020-09-29 at 11:22 PM UTC
    #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    why's it gotta be teal doe
  5. 2020-09-29 at 11:28 PM UTC
    #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You are walking around a corner.
    A stub-nosed .38 is then suddenly pressed against your forehead.
    You freeze like a statue.

    A. Twitch and get shot?
    B. Continue frozen like a statue.
  6. 2020-09-29 at 11:29 PM UTC
    #6
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT why's it gotta be teal doe

    That's what immortal dicks look like. Haven't you ever seen an immortal dick?
  7. 2020-09-29 at 11:31 PM UTC
    #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    no
  8. 2020-09-29 at 11:41 PM UTC
    #8
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT no

    Well thats what they look like. Would you suck it?
  9. 2020-09-30 at 12:17 AM UTC
    #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    no I will take the money though
  10. 2020-09-30 at 12:22 AM UTC
    #10
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood no I will take the money though

    Sorry, no deal. You now lose 10 years of your life which means you'll die at 40 instead of 50. Nice!
  11. 2020-09-30 at 12:24 AM UTC
    #11
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You wake up in the middle of the night to an ethereal blue glow shining off the floor. You follow it, and find a floating penis with teal skin and thick purple veins. It speaks to you, "Suck me mortal, and I will grant you 1,000,000 USD. Refuse, and you lose ten years of your life."

    Do you suck the penis?

    Option A: No

    Option B: Yes

    You one gay mother fucker


    .
  12. 2020-09-30 at 12:28 AM UTC
    #12
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Well thats what they look like. Would you suck it?

    the loot is tempting but I would worry it would be an unerasable time that would play on a loop in my head so Ima say NO
  13. 2020-09-30 at 12:29 AM UTC
    #13
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT the loot is tempting but I would worry it would be an unerasable time that would play on a loop in my head so Ima say NO

    You are okay with losing ten years of your life? You're already like 50 aren't you?
  14. 2020-09-30 at 12:32 AM UTC
    #14
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    dude, when its time to go I'll be ready,, just the other day I was working my ass off and I stopped and layed down in the grass and wasnt sure if I would get up again and I just said to myself welp if i go i go and shut my eyes and waited,, i'm still here
  15. 2020-09-30 at 12:37 AM UTC
    #15
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT dude, when its time to go I'll be ready,, just the other day I was working my ass off and I stopped and layed down in the grass and wasnt sure if I would get up again and I just said to myself welp if i go i go and shut my eyes and waited,, i'm still here

    lol
  16. 2020-09-30 at 12:45 AM UTC
    #16
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Sorry, no deal. You now lose 10 years of your life which means you'll die at 40 instead of 50. Nice!

    jokes on you my liver is fucked and I will be lucky to live another 10
  17. 2020-09-30 at 12:47 AM UTC
    #17
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood jokes on you my liver is fucked and I will be lucky to live another 10

    do you want to die like 3 years ago or sumfin?
  18. 2020-09-30 at 12:48 AM UTC
    #18
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Is the teal penis a lying democrat or a promises made promises kept republican?
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  19. 2020-09-30 at 12:49 AM UTC
    #19
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Is the teal penis a lying democrat or a promises made promises kept republican?

    Don't you have to wash your girlfriend's dentures or something?
  20. 2020-09-30 at 1:12 AM UTC
    #20
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace do you want to die like 3 years ago or sumfin?

    ya
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