2020-09-29 at 11:14 PM UTC
You wake up in the middle of the night to an ethereal blue glow shining off the floor. You follow it, and find a floating penis with teal skin and thick purple veins. It speaks to you, "Suck me mortal, and I will grant you 1,000,000 USD. Refuse, and you lose ten years of your life."
Do you suck the penis?
Option A: No
Option B: Yes
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2020-09-29 at 11:21 PM UTC
a hot load of cum and 1 million USD?
9/10 financial advisers recommend YES
2020-09-29 at 11:22 PM UTC
Wait why is the penis teal. Am I sucking off the love child of Blanka from Street Fighter and Beast from X-men?
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2020-09-29 at 11:22 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
why's it gotta be teal doe
2020-09-29 at 11:28 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
You are walking around a corner.
A stub-nosed .38 is then suddenly pressed against your forehead.
You freeze like a statue.
A. Twitch and get shot?
B. Continue frozen like a statue.
2020-09-30 at 12:17 AM UTC
no I will take the money though
2020-09-30 at 12:32 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
dude, when its time to go I'll be ready,, just the other day I was working my ass off and I stopped and layed down in the grass and wasnt sure if I would get up again and I just said to myself welp if i go i go and shut my eyes and waited,, i'm still here
2020-09-30 at 12:48 AM UTC
Is the teal penis a lying democrat or a promises made promises kept republican?
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