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Is it true Americans don’t have electric kettles?

  1. #41
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G If you have a coffee maker there's no need for a kettle it's just extra clutter. Quality toasters are clutch, keyword being quality. Oven toast takes too long & the power usage for such a minimal task is idiotic/wasteful.

    Is coffee the only hot water drink people ever have?
  2. #42
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Is coffee the only hot water drink people ever have?

    Doesn't matter as hot water's the same whether from a coffee machine or a kettle. I only have a coffee machine for guests I don't partake.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by Grylls You can get toasters which toast like 6 slices of bread or more nigga

    What other contraptions don’t you strange people use?


    Toilets
  4. #44
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by frala Toilets

    So where do you poo poo?

    Squat pot?
  5. #45
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Doesn't matter as hot water's the same whether from a coffee machine or a kettle. I only have a coffee machine for guests I don't partake.

    Oh right, so they can function as electric kettles but they just have a coffee drip inside them as well.

    I'm not a big coffee person, I just use instant then move on with my day.
  6. #46
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-.-.---.-.--..-.-.--.-.-..............-.......................................................(b­anned) i cook bacon in my oven

    i eat my cereal with a fork

    I eat your moms pussy with my tongue
  7. #47
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Grylls I press 1 button on my kettle and rarely descale it

    You got your microwave for free then?

    my microwave serves more purposes than heating water and i dont have another apparatus sitting on my counter or cupboards
  8. #48
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting my microwave serves more purposes than heating water and i dont have another apparatus sitting on my counter or cupboards

    i mikrowav me n ur gramspsa an romantik meel
  9. #49
    Originally posted by Grylls So where do you poo poo?

    Squat pot?

    The coffee pot
  10. #50
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala The coffee pot

    Hence the American expression "shit, or get off the pot" and also "Don't talk to me I haven't had my shit coffee yet"
  11. #51
    Originally posted by Grylls You can get toasters which toast like 6 slices of bread or more nigga

    What other contraptions don’t you strange people use?

    WTF nigga that's like having 6 slices of bread standing up on your counter at all times. Why do you need SIX slots in your toaster when you already have an oven?

    Do you even have a garbage disposal?
  12. #52
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace WTF nigga that's like having 6 slices of bread standing up on your counter at all times. Why do you need SIX slots in your toaster when you already have an oven?

    Do you even have a garbage disposal?

    Why not have more slots in your toaster if need be?

    And what the hell is a garbage disposal?

    I put my rubbish in the bin and when its full I take it outside and depending what it is it goes in the black, brown or green bin to be collected
  13. #53
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Reading this thread about how Americans don't have electric kettles and just make their coffee/tea/hot chocolate in the microwave makes me realise how Azns must feel that we don't have dedicated rice cookers and just boil it in a pot.

    My rice cooker is broken too. This new fangled technology is all garbage if you ask me. I don't need a microchip in my kettle or rice cooker to make it.

    I just need fire. I am good at surviving without electricity.
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Grylls Why not have more slots in your toaster if need be?

    And what the hell is a garbage disposal?

    I put my rubbish in the bin and when its full I take it outside and depending what it is it goes in the black, brown or green bin to be collected

    The garbage disposal, dude. It's like a blender for your sink that chops up any little bits of food and keep your pipes from clogging.
  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    They make chemicals that do the same thing
  16. #56
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My rice cooker is broken too. This new fangled technology is all garbage if you ask me. I don't need a microchip in my kettle or rice cooker to make it.

    I just need fire. I am good at surviving without electricity.

    From the comfort of his auto-piloted Tesla, the modern man remotely activates the SIMP based chip in his electric kettle. The signal from his phone will tell the SIMP kettle to lift itself to the sink, fill itself up, and heat up in time for the modern man to get home from work. This kettle makes waiting for coffee or a tea a thing of the past. Buy yours today!
  17. #57
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood They make chemicals that do the same thing

    The chemicals don't work as well.
  18. #58
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace The chemicals don't work as well.

    Remember those cans of coffee that were like self heating when you opened it?
  19. #59
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    You can make your own drain cleaner from natural sources too

  20. #60
    I wouldn't put that in my drains. This seems like some holistic bullshit. I'm not buying into your psuedoscience and fake sink fact.s Fuck youff
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