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2020-09-27 at 6:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bugz youre Jodes friend. telling me about learning flood maps , something not to the point but kind of creepy gangstalking me while you play your trumpet on T.I. 40 years later n jelous boy still angry I fucked his fiance?
have my cousin change out more windows by gaslight.
now where know what website joe biden is posting on when hes hiding out from the campaign trail
youre a walking dementia pandemic -
2020-09-27 at 6:06 PM UTC
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2020-09-27 at 6:08 PM UTC
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2020-09-27 at 6:11 PM UTCnot as bad as bloomkike who spent 2 billion on a campaign and didnt even make it to the ballot
almost as entertaining as the 100 million he spent in florida to help biden...while bidens ratings continue to do a really good impression of a lawn dart
you, on the other hand, get paid to go down. -
2020-09-27 at 6:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Doesn't seem bunk to me if you're violently throwing up from it. Thats what heroin does if you overdose.
Man i haven't done h in a couple years. I used to do it off and on for years but two summers ago i overdosed twice.
One of the times my buddy and i shot up and he was like are you alright brah? And i was like i feel rad brah and then just seized out and hit my head on his fridge.
Woke up with a ton of cops and paramedics staring at me asking what i took and i said i didn't take anything im just drunk. My buddy told me he gave me mouth to mouth which is really gross since hes a dude and has really bad teeth
Then another time on my bday i overdosed at this girls place. She dragged my body outside of her place and did chest compressions on me which ent up breaking my sternum.
I got out of the hospital like an hour after that because i being belligerent, went back to the girls place because my laptop and car was there and she said she wanted to have sex and i told her i dont feel well and she got really upset yelling at me to leave and that she wished id of died and threw her meds at me, i caught one if them and it was a bottle of dexedrine and walked out with it saying your just like my brothers.. lol bad times kinda funny now
i guarantee one or more of them made use of your unconscious orifices in ways that only women and blow up dolls should be used. -
2020-09-27 at 6:15 PM UTC
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2020-09-27 at 6:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev that part blows, they shouldve just sent paramedics. why involve the police? that would instantly turn a bad trip for me and ended up getting shot by the pigs.
depends on the rules of the locality
where i live the police are required to show up for the paperwork. ive seen countless call-outs of paramedics to people having heart attacks, diabetic episodes, epileptic seizures, etc...and the cops just leaned up against a wall and watched.
the same reason that when paramedics/EMTs come out (theyre in the smaller squarish truck) the engine (the big giant fire truck) has to join it. -
2020-09-27 at 6:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Nah, this isn't your weird weekend at bernies sexual fantasy, jill
your weird fantasy is opening your own hot dog stand.
no one suspects is has anything to do with your insatiable paraphilia for phallic shaped objects. nor your unquenchable need to have said phallic shaped objects crammed into as many orifices as you have currently unoccupied. -
2020-09-27 at 6:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I mean i havent actively imagined how the blood would drain out of my skull and how my limbs would go all stiff if i shot myself in the head so its helping a little bit i guess.
'drain' isnt the word so much as 'spray' out. and they wouldnt go stiff. they go limp.
you can see for yourself...there are hundreds of hours of people getting their heads blown off or blowing their own off online -
2020-09-27 at 6:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by Kev thats gay, this is the least moderated forum i have seen in a while, whats his beef with you?
your pun-fu is obvious...
beef is exactly it. i pointed out his delusional position that meat is bad. i posted citations to actual scientific reports that vegans are physiologically defective, both mentally and physically.
that gave him an estrogen flare up resulting in severe feminine itch and burning.
