How to suck cock without it being gay:

1. 2017-03-09 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Suck your own.
2. 2017-03-09 at 2:19 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   so...is that masturbation...
   
   no, its gay. any time a dick goes into ones mouth, unless youre a woman, youre a fag...
3. 2017-03-09 at 2:26 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't mean sucking your clone's dick or time traveling and sucking your past/future self's dick, I mean reaching your mouth to your dick thats on your same body. Whatever you say, it aint gay.
4. 2017-03-09 at 2:29 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   No more gay than giving yourself a handjob.
5. 2017-03-09 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ No more gay than giving yourself a handjob.

   
   youre not qualified to post about gayness since the degree of your rampant faggotry is so excessive it makes richard simmons look like the epitome of straightness.
6. 2017-03-09 at 2:51 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock youre not qualified to post about gayness

   
   Oooooh I just got served !!
   
   
   
7. 2017-03-09 at 2:52 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   inb4 only thing you're getting served is a raw trouser snake with all the fix-ins
8. 2017-03-09 at 3:10 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Oooooh I just got served !!

   
   the only thing youre getting served is...
   
   never mind. youre already filled up.
9. 2017-03-09 at 3:30 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   The only way you would want to suck your own cock is if you gay for your self.
   Talk about self love LOL.
10. 2017-03-09 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Stop dreaming about sucking your own small dicks .. it's physically impossible so don't injure your faggoted selves trying it
11. 2017-03-09 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #11
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazrAzBP_0I
12. 2017-03-10 at 12:44 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Use portals to fuck yourself.