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  1. #1
    cigreting Dark Matter
    and when u wer there howd the blax diks taste
  2. #2
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I kilt yer granmas minge ye fookin tosser
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    malicious stalking.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    facing the wrong direction when praying to mecca
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra facing the wrong direction when praying to mecca

    I only got whipped and stoned for that.

    Imam's have only told me that makes prayers less meaningful but doesn't disqualify them
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    assuming the Muslim thing is not a joke, which sect do you follow?
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by aldra assuming the Muslim thing is not a joke, which sect do you follow?

    The imam I've been closest with is a traditional Sunni but everything I read leads me towards sufism. When I go to masjid I go to the sunni mosque because of the Imam but there is a sufi mosque about a block from it that I am thinking of checking out. If I feel cute I might start a sectarian war idk
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-...---...............................-.......................................................(b­anned) you should make yourself a suicide bomber and blow up a garbage dumpster at your local pork processing facility

    if you do ill pay you 72 virgins

    You'd never paid for a virgin in your life, only prostitutes
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-...---...............................-.......................................................(b­anned) your grandmother was a virgin when i put your mother into her and i gave your great-grandfather a goat for the five minutes.

    shut the fuck up. Your gimmick is weak and Allah has SMOTEN your ability to be anything significant
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    Originally posted by Sudo I only got whipped and stoned for that.

    Imam's have only told me that makes prayers less meaningful but doesn't disqualify them

    Seems like another bullshit rule of Islam.

    Should've gone with Buddhism or something. But I guess you wanted to be a hipster lol
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    It's the most historically correct abrahamic religion
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Seems like another bullshit rule of Islam.

    Should've gone with Buddhism or something. But I guess you wanted to be a hipster lol

    My first introduction to religion was buddhism, if you werent so busy jack kerowhackin off you'd have seen I posted a few buddhist/meditation/mindfulness threads on zoklet and totse2 shitfucks that came after.

    Aspects of Buddhism are extremely important to practice but the organized part I've been pretty disenchanted with after some local events. I followed buddhism to some degree and advanced in the local thing a bit.

    Islam is my pick of the monotheistic ones. Christianity is unifying but is kinda ridiculous and not even really a monotheistic one if you're support to worship the legend of Jesus AND da holy ghost and the less we say about the other the better. I think Jesus was a real nigga and a good guy I fux wit but to practice an organized monotheistic religion Islam is obviously the way to go.

    Islam is just what works for me. Sometimes I pray informally like with my hands laying down being lazy like a christian and my prayers don't even feel as powerful. Islam contains so SO many aspects of mindfulness it's very close to buddhism in a lot of ways, especially sufism which are the texts and scholars I gravitate towards.

    Also finny made a new account and copied and pasted his responses like a complete fucking weirdo faggot victim. It's sad because being banned clearly bothers him. Sad but also funny
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    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-...---............-..................-.......................................................(b­anned) not placing much stock in a pedophile that stole a deity and religious doctrine from kikes…who stole it from an earlier civilization…and then spend most of their dogma hating kikes.

    mohamedians are amongst the lowest rungs of the cult ladder

    You're a real asshole. stop hurting others by mocking their beliefs.

    There will be no Mansion for you in the next life. I'm not sure what the lord does to people who lost their souls but I wouldn't be surprised if you came back with the knowledge of a human but born into the body of meal worm or maggot that hates it's new existence. you will have to repeat different shitty existence for many lifetimes before being given a new chance at being a human only to curse the Lord again and his believers.

    What made you so dead inside, Infinity
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bugz You're a real asshole. stop hurting others by mocking their beliefs.

    There will be no Mansion for you in the next life. I'm not sure what the lord does to people who lost their souls but I wouldn't be surprised if you came back with the knowledge of a human but born into the body of meal worm or maggot that hates it's new existence. you will have to repeat different shitty existence for many lifetimes before being given a new chance at being a human only to curse the Lord again and his believers.

    What made you so dead inside, Infinity

    His account got deleted so he fired up another one and copied and pasted his responses AGAIN which is so fucking cringey, tryhard sad and fucking amazingly loserish it's pathetic.

    Finny needs attention. WIthout it he will die. Literally he will kill himself because he leads a miserable hate filled life. He has not the testicular fortitude to enact violence upon others, fearing the consequences as well as legal ramifications. He spends his time alone and has to pay people to talk to him.

    He needs attention. Thank you for giving it to him. The lil feller needs it and I'm pretty disinterested most of the time. That counts as a good deed towards your afterlife wager
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    u still didnt answer
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    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-...---............-..................-.......................................................(b­anned) not placing much stock in a pedophile that stole a deity and religious doctrine from kikes…who stole it from an earlier civilization…and then spend most of their dogma hating kikes.

    mohamedians are amongst the lowest rungs of the cult ladder



    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-...---............-..................-.......................................................(b­anned) your grandmother was a virgin when i put your mother into her and i gave your great-grandfather a goat for the five minutes.



    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.-...---............-..................-.......................................................(b­anned) this imam youre so close with…do you spit or swallow.

    post pics of how he dresses you pu to feel the most cute.
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    Originally posted by Sudo My first introduction to religion was buddhism, if you werent so busy jack kerowhackin off you'd have seen I posted a few buddhist/meditation/mindfulness threads on zoklet and totse2 shitfucks that came after.

    Aspects of Buddhism are extremely important to practice but the organized part I've been pretty disenchanted with after some local events. I followed buddhism to some degree and advanced in the local thing a bit.

    Islam is my pick of the monotheistic ones. Christianity is unifying but is kinda ridiculous and not even really a monotheistic one if you're support to worship the legend of Jesus AND da holy ghost and the less we say about the other the better. I think Jesus was a real nigga and a good guy I fux wit but to practice an organized monotheistic religion Islam is obviously the way to go.

    Islam is just what works for me. Sometimes I pray informally like with my hands laying down being lazy like a christian and my prayers don't even feel as powerful. Islam contains so SO many aspects of mindfulness it's very close to buddhism in a lot of ways, especially sufism which are the texts and scholars I gravitate towards.

    Also finny made a new account and copied and pasted his responses like a complete fucking weirdo faggot victim. It's sad because being banned clearly bothers him. Sad but also funny

    Just seems like an arbitrary choice. I don't really see your conversion as any different than 16yr olds turning to Wicca, and I'm wondering when you'll convert back. Although I'm sure believing in a sky god has its benefits.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    hey u stupid fucks this thread is about why sudo went to prison
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo I kilt yer granmas minge ye fookin tosser

    wats ann tosr
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting hey u stupid fucks this thread is about why sudo went to prison

    noe eets bout y ur grampspas dik so beeg u fagiet
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