Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
When I say I haven't had sex in years I mean with girls. I don't consider myself to have any specific orientation or identity. Someone said I was pansexual once but I feel more like asexual with a well functioning penis.
I can jack off to pictures of myself and inanimate objects for example. I also fap to lolis but I don't really consider myself a pedo.
I just want to whack off to triangles while hitting a meth pipe and deep throating a piece of fried chicken, techsexual.
Thats why I like taking bundy all the time because it kills my sex drive completely and makes my dick stop working, benzos also have a similar effect.
one of the first times i did coke when i was 16 I went to the living room in the middle of the night and jacked off to the qvc channel. Man had my parents walked in, i woulda had some splaining to do..
one time when i was 15 or so, i would print off a lot of pictures of girls off the computer because kids didn't have cellphones then to look up porn, and I put it all in a shoebox along with a journal where i wrote a story about wanting to rape christina rodriguez a tom boy girl i hung out with. and a water bottle of bourbon. My mom went through all my shit one day and found it all and I had some splaining to do... my dad said, "well doug, at least I know you're not a gay" I was so embarassed.
another time i was jacking off over the internet when i was 15 in my room on my desktop computer and my mom opened the door to tell me to go to bed, and i semi covered up my erect cock with my arm and moved my hand up towards my mouth and she asked what i was doing.. and i was like "just scratching my teeth, they itch..." she closed the door and about 20 seconds later my dad said in a loud voice, "doug I hope you're not doing anything that you shouldn't be doing..."
another time when I was 18, i was out smoking weed and driving around with my first gf, and I told her I wanted to fuck her, so we went into a church parking lot that looked like nobody was there (it was late at night) and i had my pants down around my ankles on top of her in the back seat and 2 old dudes were standing at the window and were like "are you kids with the youth group?....." i slowly got out of the back seat pulling up my pants and shoving my huge young trouser snake back in and got in the drivers seat and took off..
super embarassing
