sexual orientation and identity

1. 2017-03-08 at 12:27 AM UTC

   #21
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^you're not only lame but you're gay

   
   it's not gay if you don't tell me you love me.
   
   now stfu and suck my dick, faggot.
2. 2017-03-08 at 12:33 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I just want to whack off to triangles

   
   i keep on planning to do this but it's hard work to get aroused at triangles, i'm not ready for a 45 min self rape session for transcendence rite of passage. roshambo told me he fapped to pure energy, a skateboard, a woman speaking in tongues, and was on poppy seed tea and nodded out with a shoelace tied around his dick as a cock ring, which caused permanent ED. if you want to kill the penis try that. my other friend likes DDLG and scat which kinda weirds me out, sometimes i feel like my aversion to disgust makes my coughgel traits almost normal.
3. 2017-03-08 at 12:38 AM UTC

   #23
   paradoxspace Houston
   Fapping is an art and a true artist can adapt to any situation while getting the job complete. During actual sex i guess i have a few fetishes, i don't mind a good rimjob but thats really it. Im also a firm believer that public sex is best sex.
4. 2017-03-08 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's hard to get aroused at triangles when spheres are just so exhilarating and sexy.
   anal masturbation with a hot tech pipe, doing hits every few minutes so it doesn't cool down.
   
   
5. 2017-03-08 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #25
   paradoxspace Houston

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It's hard to get aroused at triangles when spheres are just so exhilarating and sexy.
   anal masturbation with a hot tech pipe, doing hits every few minutes so it doesn't cool down.
   
   

   
   Why this made me remember fapping with a heated banana peel i don't know, but that wasnt a bad fap.
6. 2017-03-08 at 1:01 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   sounds legit. I'd try it.
   
   my favorite lube is coconut oil
7. 2017-03-08 at 2:08 AM UTC

   #27
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump It's hard to get aroused at triangles when spheres are just so exhilarating and sexy.
   anal masturbation with a hot tech pipe, doing hits every few minutes so it doesn't cool down.
   
   

   
   you should try a 32oz beer bottle. i hear it on good authority its a fun time (as long as it doesnt get stuck)
   
   
   
   woops. it got stuck
8. 2017-03-08 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #28
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I watched a video of paris hilton doing that when I was 12 years old.
9. 2017-03-08 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #29
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I think I watched a video of paris hilton doing that when I was 12 years old.

   
   watching it on video...and actually being there to make the video...are two different things.
10. 2017-03-08 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Does fisting count?.
11. 2017-03-08 at 3:02 AM UTC

    #31
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Does fisting count?.

    
    been there. done that. both holes. bored of it.
12. 2017-03-08 at 3:08 AM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But does it count?.
13. 2017-03-08 at 3:09 AM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump But does it count?.

    
    count for what?
14. 2017-03-08 at 3:10 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock watching it on video…and actually being there to make the video…are two different things.

    
    
15. 2017-03-08 at 3:27 AM UTC

    #35
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump

    
    i dont see how fisting has anything to do with paris hilton corking herself with a bottle...
16. 2017-03-08 at 3:39 AM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    tbh ill enjoy a nice pegging but im not inclined to suck a dick.
17. 2017-03-08 at 3:48 AM UTC

    #37
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
18. 2017-03-08 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Lronanly
    
    Probably just dorjus frinkus
19. 2017-03-08 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    Wtf is a co-husband
20. 2017-03-08 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Dissociator Wtf is a co-husband

    
    another way of saying 'gay'