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Should I buy a house in Australia?

  1. #1
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    I live in NZ lol

    Pros:

    - House prices are a lot cheaper
    - Better economy and cheaper food
    - A lot of sunshine
    - Friendly people
    - Police seem to crack more skulls

    Cons:

    - Shit internet, which I rely on for business
    - Massive parts of the country seem to burst into flame from time to time
    - Suburban and Exurban sprawl is crazy
    - It will be a PITA to become a permanent resident
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    nah man you should go to somewhere cool like california or portland, ive heard they make a lot egg heads there since thats your thing

    i don't care where you go just don't come you zywiciel
  3. #3
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by rabbitweed - House prices are a lot cheaper

    lol, where are you looking at
  4. #4
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah man you should go to somewhere cool like california

    Getting a greencard looks like a huge PITA. Plus communist rioters.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Getting a greencard looks like a huge PITA. Plus communist rioters.

    where are you from?
  6. #6
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol, where are you looking at

    Brisbane. Auckland has less people than Brisbane, and is about as pricey as Melbourne. Brisbane is a bargain in comparison to Auckland.

    Sydney is not realistic. IMHO. Perth would be tempting if their airport expanded a bit.
  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby where are you from?

    Just marry him already.
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by rabbitweed Brisbane. Auckland has less people than Brisbane, and is about as pricey as Melbourne. Brisbane is a bargain in comparison to Auckland.

    Sydney is not realistic. IMHO. Perth would be tempting if their airport expanded a bit.

    I actually liked Melbourne the few times I went; it has a reputation for being full of arty hipsters but I didn't find it to be any worse than Sydney in that regard. Seems to be a little more relaxed there.

    Brisbane I haven't been to in a long time.

    Sydney's property market is retarded, along with a lot of other things. You could probably get a decent place out west though (Penrith area).

    Perth has far fewer people but is spread across a huge area so it's long drive to everything. That and I had a few friends spend a couple of years there after high school and they all came back fucked. Everyone under 25 there is a fucking mutant.

    I've considered South Australia or Tasmania myself because I prefer the quiet/isolation
  9. #9
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Just marry him already.

    how about you and chell both go change your tapons?
  10. #10
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra Perth has far fewer people but is spread across a huge area so it's long drive to everything. That and I had a few friends spend a couple of years there after high school and they all came back fucked. Everyone under 25 there is a fucking mutant.

    I've never actually been out to Perth. I've heard it's one of the rougher towns. Being in the middle of nowhere is kind of appealing though.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby how about you and chell both go change your tapons?

    tapon is like a mini strapon
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I've never actually been out to Perth. I've heard it's one of the rougher towns

    note that I didn't even mention Darwin
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    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra note that I didn't even mention Darwin

    Darwin has no appeal to me. A lot of humidity, "indigenous culture", small market, really overpriced.

    Maybe I should just keep renting for the next 5 years. Investments are going well, and I save pretty well.

    I do risk being locked out of the property market for years. But the upside of this is when the crash does happen, I could swoop in like a vulture, licking the tears of would be property moguls, and purchasing their firesale houses for peanuts.
  14. #14
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I was going to say "No, it's just an island" but then you hit me with that "I live on an island lol."
  15. #15
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Tasmania is a meta-island
  16. #16
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    It's a pretty big island - the same size is the lower 48.

    IDK about you but I'd rather have sea than Canada or Mexico lol
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed It's a pretty big island - the same size is the lower 48.

    IDK about you but I'd rather have sea than Canada or Mexico lol

    I'm not sure but it sounds like you are saying Tasmania is roughly the same size as the continental US. What do you mean by, "the same size as the lower 48"?
  18. #18
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I'm not sure but it sounds like you are saying Tasmania is roughly the same size as the continental US. What do you mean by, "the same size as the lower 48"?

    No I mean Australian mainland itself. Not sure what state Tasmania compares to in size off the top of my head.
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed No I mean Australian mainland itself. Not sure what state Tasmania compares to in size off the top of my head.

    Ok thanks for clearing that up.
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