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  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm just laying here trying to fucking breathe. I never even wanted to go outside

    🤭
  2. #22
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quit your whining you little faggot. I have been shot. stabbed, fallen off a cliff, run over on a motorcycle twice, had 52 visits to the ER before I was 17, have broken more bones than you can count without taking off your shoes, and I am twice your age. I rise every morning at 5 am, smoke a half a pack of cigarettes before you get out of bed, drink a pot of coffee in the same amount of time. Today I just drank 8 beers while helping my brother, who is 5 years older than me, erect a 24x14 above ground pool in the Arizona sun.

    You're just a little crybaby cunt.

    do you have a folder with all 52 visits or how do you remember that number
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by WellHung Courageous, on ur part. Props to you for attempting to leave your comfort zone. I'll be highly imoressed if u manage to do both. However, Many professionals would encourage you to rather divide and conquer, one at a time.

    Only faggots, cucks, and nonces, have comfort zones.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quit your whining you little faggot. I have been shot. stabbed, fallen off a cliff, run over on a motorcycle twice, had 52 visits to the ER before I was 17, have broken more bones than you can count without taking off your shoes, and I am twice your age. I rise every morning at 5 am, smoke a half a pack of cigarettes before you get out of bed, drink a pot of coffee in the same amount of time. Today I just drank 8 beers while helping my brother, who is 5 years older than me, erect a 24x14 above ground pool in the Arizona sun.

    You're just a little crybaby cunt.

    source
  5. #25
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung Courageous, on ur part. Props to you for attempting to leave your comfort zone. I'll be highly imoressed if u manage to do both. However, Many professionals would encourage you to rather divide and conquer, one at a time.

    The Free Fonaplats Army is incredibly strong.
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The Free Fonaplats Army is incredibly strong.

    Minecraft isn't real. Being late for work and buying dinner with rolls of quarters is real.
  7. #27
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Minecraft isn't real. Being late for work and buying dinner with rolls of quarters is real.

    How was I suppose to know she wasn't going to bring the credit card machine?
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy How was I suppose to know she wasn't going to bring the credit card machine?

    Because if you are paying with a card you do that on the phone not at the door you drug addled brain dead retard.
  9. #29
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because if you are paying with a card you do that on the phone not at the door you drug addled brain dead retard.

    I'm on Chantix motherfucker.
    Do you want to fight?
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'm on Chantix motherfucker.
    Do you want to fight?

    No, but I'll gladly leave you laying in a pool of your own fluids.
  11. #31
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, but I'll gladly leave you laying in a pool of your own fluids.

    You're going to jerk him off? That's really sweet of you <3
  12. #32
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by rabbitweed You're going to jerk him off? That's really sweet of you <3

    me first fag
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed You're going to jerk him off? That's really sweet of you <3

    Sorry you are gay. No I'm not.
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