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  1. #21
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm just laying here trying to fucking breathe. I never even wanted to go outside

    🤭
  2. #22
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quit your whining you little faggot. I have been shot. stabbed, fallen off a cliff, run over on a motorcycle twice, had 52 visits to the ER before I was 17, have broken more bones than you can count without taking off your shoes, and I am twice your age. I rise every morning at 5 am, smoke a half a pack of cigarettes before you get out of bed, drink a pot of coffee in the same amount of time. Today I just drank 8 beers while helping my brother, who is 5 years older than me, erect a 24x14 above ground pool in the Arizona sun.

    You're just a little crybaby cunt.

    do you have a folder with all 52 visits or how do you remember that number
  3. #23
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Courageous, on ur part. Props to you for attempting to leave your comfort zone. I'll be highly imoressed if u manage to do both. However, Many professionals would encourage you to rather divide and conquer, one at a time.

    Only faggots, cucks, and nonces, have comfort zones.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Quit your whining you little faggot. I have been shot. stabbed, fallen off a cliff, run over on a motorcycle twice, had 52 visits to the ER before I was 17, have broken more bones than you can count without taking off your shoes, and I am twice your age. I rise every morning at 5 am, smoke a half a pack of cigarettes before you get out of bed, drink a pot of coffee in the same amount of time. Today I just drank 8 beers while helping my brother, who is 5 years older than me, erect a 24x14 above ground pool in the Arizona sun.

    You're just a little crybaby cunt.

    source
  5. #25
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung Courageous, on ur part. Props to you for attempting to leave your comfort zone. I'll be highly imoressed if u manage to do both. However, Many professionals would encourage you to rather divide and conquer, one at a time.

    The Free Fonaplats Army is incredibly strong.
  6. #26
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy The Free Fonaplats Army is incredibly strong.

    Minecraft isn't real. Being late for work and buying dinner with rolls of quarters is real.
  7. #27
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Minecraft isn't real. Being late for work and buying dinner with rolls of quarters is real.

    How was I suppose to know she wasn't going to bring the credit card machine?
  8. #28
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy How was I suppose to know she wasn't going to bring the credit card machine?

    Because if you are paying with a card you do that on the phone not at the door you drug addled brain dead retard.
  9. #29
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because if you are paying with a card you do that on the phone not at the door you drug addled brain dead retard.

    I'm on Chantix motherfucker.
    Do you want to fight?
  10. #30
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I'm on Chantix motherfucker.
    Do you want to fight?

    No, but I'll gladly leave you laying in a pool of your own fluids.
  11. #31
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, but I'll gladly leave you laying in a pool of your own fluids.

    You're going to jerk him off? That's really sweet of you <3
  12. #32
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by rabbitweed You're going to jerk him off? That's really sweet of you <3

    me first fag
  13. #33
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed You're going to jerk him off? That's really sweet of you <3

    Sorry you are gay. No I'm not.
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