2017-03-04 at 6:56 PM UTC
what the hell?
i was at a restaurant and somebody actually left super glue on a toilet seat, i heard some lady scream from the bathroom that she was stuck to the toilet seat. manager had to call an ambulance to remove her from the toilet seat.
they had to cut the toilet seat from the toilet and she came out on a stretcher with a toilet seat stuck to her ass and was put in ambulance.
everybody watched.
who still does this?
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2017-03-04 at 7:03 PM UTC
She did it to herself, attention whore that she is.
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2017-03-04 at 7:07 PM UTC
There's always time for the classics
2017-03-04 at 7:11 PM UTC
brilliant.
like a glue-sticky bug trap...only for people.
perfect way to keep potential dates from escaping....with the added benefit that they already have their drawers around their ankles.
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2017-03-04 at 7:47 PM UTC
It was me I am the glue bandit.
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2017-03-04 at 8:17 PM UTC
-SpectraL
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[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Unlikely. The glue would dry in a matter of seconds, so by the time the person got to it, it wouldn't be sticky anymore.
2017-03-04 at 10:49 PM UTC
Lol who the hell sits on a public toilet without looking at it first
2017-03-06 at 4:49 AM UTC
I currently work in retail and I had some kid call the store once saying that he was in the bathroom and there was no toilet paper. I told him I was one my way, and went back slacking.
Originally posted by SBTlauien
I currently work in retail and I had some kid call the store once saying that he was in the bathroom and there was no toilet paper. I told him I was one my way, and went back slacking.
well at least he used less by letting it dry out a bit.. leaves more dingleberries though :( poor kid.
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2017-03-06 at 9:03 PM UTC
We should all start doing this in our respective towns and cities.
Then maybe in a few weeks there'll be news articles about random mass toilet seat super gluing in really odd places across 6 or 7 countries
2017-03-06 at 9:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Unlikely. The glue would dry in a matter of seconds, so by the time the person got to it, it wouldn't be sticky anymore.
Super glue doesn't dry quickly when its beaded up. Only when its spread thinly or squished tight between two surfaces does it dry almost instantly. Some drops of superglue could sit on a toilet seat for a good 10 minutes or more. Than the moment some fat ass squashes down on it it dries in a few seconds.
So fuck you spectral, you're totally wrong again.
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