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  1. #21
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My Alexia gets dumber and dumber…

    When I first got it it would do as I asked first time

    Now I have to say it 3 or 4 fucking times for the dumb bitch to turn the lights on.

    I like thinking about comments like this if you were to say them in the 1950s
  2. #22
    Originally posted by stl1 But, hopefully, their children will grow and have children of their own ad infinitum and they will all prosper and be good Democrats and not Deplorables.


    Irrelevant..they all die too. If your greatest achievement in life has been blowing your beans in your now dead wife who then vagina puked out a couple of brats then your death will be a relief for all.
  3. #23
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    If a person's life has no meaning...how do you explain how we got here from swinging in the trees?
  4. #24
    Originally posted by stl1 If a person's life has no meaning…how do you explain how we got here from swinging in the trees?

    Evolution, look it up gramps...Jesus, Maria and Jose...
  5. #25
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Irrelevant..they all die too. If your greatest achievement in life has been blowing your beans in your now dead wife who then vagina puked out a couple of brats then your death will be a relief for all.



    I only wish that my kids were born from my dead ex-wife's crotch.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by stl1 I only wish that my kids were born from my dead ex-wife's crotch.

    Wish in one hand, shit in the other..etc.
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 But, hopefully, their children will grow and have children of their own ad infinitum and they will all prosper and be good Democrats and not Deplorables.

    Hopefully nobody has more kids you selfish fuck. You think bringing more people into the world is gonna do anything for the better?

    Voluntary Human Extinction Movement let's go
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #28
    Originally posted by mmQ Hopefully nobody has more kids you selfish fuck. You think bringing more people into the world is gonna do anything for the better?

    Voluntary Human Extinction Movement let's go

    Exactly.
  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Evolution, look it up gramps…Jesus, Maria and Jose…



    Evolution doesn't explain the invention of the wheel, writing, TV, radio, cars, etc.

    A person (or person's) hard work does.
  10. #30
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by mmQ Hopefully nobody has more kids you selfish fuck. You think bringing more people into the world is gonna do anything for the better?

    Voluntary Human Extinction Movement let's go



    Will you be the first in line...with Jiggle Booty second?
  11. #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My Alexia gets dumber and dumber…

    When I first got it it would do as I asked first time

    Now I have to say it 3 or 4 fucking times for the dumb bitch to turn the lights on.

    Just like a real woman
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #32
    Originally posted by stl1 Will you be the first in line…with Jiggle Booty second?

    As your executioner...
  13. #33
    Originally posted by stl1 Evolution doesn't explain the invention of the wheel, writing, TV, radio, cars, etc.

    A person (or person's) hard work does.

    Non sequitur

    But yes evolution of the human brain does explain that...that's why apes didn't invent netflix..they haven't evolved sufficiently.
  14. #34
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 Will you be the first in line…with Jiggle Booty second?

    First in line to not do something.

    You really are clinically retarded.
  15. #35
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    welp I broke the website, got into a state where I couldn't backspace.

    Unless that's by design?
  16. #36
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    oh, the idea is that if you fuck up after hitting space you can't go back I think.

    KKK

    Awesome! You type with the speed of 81 WPM (367 CPM). Your accuracy was 95%. Congratulations!
  17. #37
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by rabbitweed oh, the idea is that if you fuck up after hitting space you can't go back I think.

    KKK

  18. #38
    Originally posted by rabbitweed oh, the idea is that if you fuck up after hitting space you can't go back I think.

    KKK

    You need at least 97% to be deemed reliable in the corporate world...95% is the difference between liquidity and bankrupcy.
  19. #39
    rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You need at least 97% to be deemed reliable in the corporate world…95% is the difference between liquidity and bankrupcy.

    Sorry boss, tried it again, being more careful this time:

    Awesome! You type with the speed of 85 WPM (364 CPM). Your accuracy was 96%. Congratulations!

    I'm too sloppy to work at your corporation :'(
  20. #40
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 95% is the difference between liquidity and bankrupcy.

    Weak and fragile
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