Hurricane Laura is UNSURVIVABLE!

1. 2020-08-28 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #61
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 If I knocked on your door you'd sprint your rickety knees down to your doomsday shelter

   
   2032 S. Aztec Rd.
   Golden Valley, AZ 86413
   
   Come knock and find out.
   
   P.S. To save travel expenses you'll only be needing a one way ticket son.
2. 2020-08-28 at 1:14 AM UTC

   #62
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker 2032 S. Aztec Rd.
   Golden Valley, AZ 86413
   
   Come knock and find out.
   
   P.S. To save travel expenses you'll only be needing a one way ticket son.

   
   Do I need to check in with the retirement home visitors center first?
3. 2020-08-28 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #63
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Do I need to check in with the retirement home visitors center first?

   
   
   Chicken shit little big mouth with a keyboard.
4. 2020-08-28 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #64
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   You gonna tell me when visiting hours are? Don't be lying now Spectral Parker
5. 2020-08-28 at 3:50 AM UTC

   #65
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I writing trump a letter suggesting you morons get an ssi check starting right after the election
6. 2020-08-28 at 4:01 AM UTC

   #66
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Pole got a titty baby check from his momma til he was around 50 yo
7. 2020-08-28 at 4:18 AM UTC

   #67
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You gonna tell me when visiting hours are? Don't be lying now Spectral Parker

   
   You have the address Spanky.
8. 2020-08-28 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #68
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Pole got a titty baby check from his momma til he was around 50 yo

   
   I only got a G or two a year tho, it wasnt like she paid for my day to day,, 500 for my birthday and a G at xmass with the occasional grand here n there to get me back on my feet after another one of my get rich quick plans that always left me broke
9. 2020-08-28 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #69
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   Yeah bro I can come visit and sweet talk the girl at the front desk to make sure you get a little extra powder during your diaper change for that perpetual sore butt.
10. 2020-08-28 at 4:29 AM UTC

    #70
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by POLECAT I only got a G or two a year tho, it wasnt like she paid for my day to day,, 500 for my birthday and a G at xmass with the occasional grand here n there to get me back on my feet after another one of my get rich quick plans that always left me broke

    
    I'm just messing with you man I'm glad to hear things are going so good for ya now. Keep it up Pole
11. 2020-08-28 at 4:30 AM UTC

    #71
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    dave, r u prepared for another 8 years of TRUMP?
12. 2020-08-28 at 4:32 AM UTC

    #72
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by POLECAT dave, r u prepared for another 8 years of TRUMP?

    
    Wish it would be another 20. I haven't laughed this hard at someone in years.
13. 2020-08-28 at 4:36 AM UTC

    #73
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'll say,, this political uproar has really shown us who the fools are and who the real Americans are.
    
    20 years is just about enough time to set the next gen right about where the fuck they were borne and how to be a free thinking AMERICAN itl also show em what happens when you go against this great country.
14. 2020-08-28 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #74
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    its a party in the USA!
15. 2020-08-28 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #75
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Do you eat off paper plates with bald eagles and the stars and stripes printed on them?
    
    Or perhaps a nice tray with Ronald Reagan's likeness that you roll your hooters on?
    
    Please say yes to one of those
16. 2020-08-28 at 6:04 AM UTC

    #76
    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Hopefully this kills krotz
17. 2020-08-28 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #77
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
18. 2020-08-28 at 1:20 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Technologist victim of incest
    We’re getting the remnants of Laura today. We could use the rain.