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  1. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by rabbitnonce This message is hidden cause the user is a broke telemarketer

    😢
  2. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Too poor; didn't read
  3. Octavian motherfucker




  4. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................ (banned) you mother lives with me.

    in her gimp box.

    I see Lanny & Frala have let you out your gimp box.
  5. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    yo infinityshock

    you got a gimp box

    do you charge rent?
  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    My living situation is kind of unique in that it could be categorized either way.

    I live in my own apartment but my mom is, on paper at least, the landlady, and, since I've been unemployed, I am occasionally short on the mortgage / property tax / utilities payments.

    But I'm pretty confident I'll be able to make up for those discrepancies once I find a new job. At my last job I actually earned more than anyone in my entire family (except my Dad... He's apparantly, according to my mom at least, reached six figure salary).

    So I am somewhat dependant on my parents right now if I'm being totally honest about it.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................ (banned) theres always the option for selling your body for sex. its a good way to make money. you need money to pay bills.

    i have some money.

    To be honest I had no idea you swing that way.

    You probably couldn't afford me though.

    I'd be one of those high class whores that only sips Champaign (not "sparkling wine").
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................. (banned) ive had several women say the same thing to me.

    in complete honesty, i had a 'high-class' married woman tell me her cost would be $10,000. yes, i have pics. no, i didnt pay $10k. the best part was she was always bragging about how loyal she was to her relationship.

    another 'high-class' married woman, married to a DR, her price was $150k…that she tried renegotiating to more due to 'unforeseen circumstances.' no, i didnt pay $150k.

    a non-high-class party whore wanted a 'car' worth about $5k. i dont have pics of her…i wasnt into the self-made porn thing back then, even though her body was 11 on a scale of 10.

    a 'meh' chick said $2k

    i could go on and on.

    the point is…every pair of thighs (and ass cheeks) has a price that will persuade them to part like the red sea during a moses-led kike parade.

    $10k? $150k?

    You can't possibly be talking about for a single night.

    The absolute madness of a woman thinking they're worth that much... That's insane.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    im paying $1,075.80 a month. That includes a studio apartment, free parking, and unlimited utilities (electric, water, garbage). Wi-Fi and Cable TV are provided.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by rabbitweed I think this little comment here is when I broke Octononce forever.

    Can you imagine the shitty type of neighbors you would have if you lived in some shithole that cost under $400 USD per month?
  11. Originally posted by gadzooks $10k? $150k?

    You can't possibly be talking about for a single night.

    The absolute madness of a woman thinking they're worth that much… That's insane.

    Im pretty sure it would cost more than 150,000 to create an artificial test tube woman so i don't really see how that's unreasonable. Do you have any idea what it's cost you to become who you are by manual methods?
  12. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Can you imagine the shitty type of neighbors you would have if you lived in some shithole that cost under $400 USD per month?

    He keeps trying to tell everyone how cool and successful he is though.

    Look I don't really hate on someone if they live in a shit place. Been there, done that. Just don't try and act like a hotshot when you're broke.
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  13. Octavian motherfucker
    I love how jealous Rabbit Nonce is over how successful I am. He thinks just cause I chose to pay X amount for a short period that makes me broke.

    Just imagine being a stressed out loser that constantly strives for his wife's validation in the hope she doesn't leave him; even if this means living beyond his means. Ha ha ha ha, what a pathetic Nonce.

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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    A QUESTION OF DOMINONCE
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by WellHung im paying

    are you really though
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra are you really though

    Well, your mom helps me out.
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by gadzooks My living situation is kind of unique in that it could be categorized either way.

    I live in my own apartment but my mom is, on paper at least, the landlady, and, since I've been unemployed, I am occasionally short on the mortgage / property tax / utilities payments.

    But I'm pretty confident I'll be able to make up for those discrepancies once I find a new job. At my last job I actually earned more than anyone in my entire family (except my Dad… He's apparantly, according to my mom at least, reached six figure salary).

    So I am somewhat dependant on my parents right now if I'm being totally honest about it.

    "At my last job I was such a success I made more than my mom does at the handjob/cookie factory she runs out of her kitchen"

    You sound pretty dependent
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