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Hurricane Laura is UNSURVIVABLE!

  1. #21
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Currently in Houston…this is after eariler in the week we were told we were going to be hit by 2 hurricanes at the same time. Bucking Fullshit


    Global warming must have dried them up
  2. #22
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Global warming must have dried them up

    trump secretly nuked them
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  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    These weather events are being created by the New World Order and their goons in the military industrial complex. They now have the technology. All part of the Master Plan, to topple America by hook or by crook for their UN armies.
  4. #24
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Is it still a cat. 4 or what? Whats the latest on Hurr. Laura?
  5. #25
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Is it still a cat. 4 or what? Whats the latest on Hurr. Laura?

    readthefuckingnews.com
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  6. #26
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Is it still a cat. 4 or what? Whats the latest on Hurr. Laura?

    It made landfall last night. Lake Charles, LA pretty much got rekt :(
  7. #27
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Amazingly only 1 death??
  8. #28
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson readthefuckingnews.com

    Hey do you are maybe anyone here know the definition of a hurricane? I dont know who else to ask.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Amazingly only 1 death??

    That’s all I’ve heard so far.
  10. #30
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey do you are maybe anyone here know the definition of a hurricane? I dont know who else to ask.

    Sure thing


    Ingredients

    2 ounces light rum
    2 ounces dark rum
    1 ounce fresh lime juice
    1 ounce fresh orange juice
    1/2 ounce passion fruit purée
    1/2 ounce simple syrup
    1 barspoon grenadine
    Garnish: orange wheel
    Garnish: preserved cherry
  11. #31
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sure thing


    Ingredients

    2 ounces light rum
    2 ounces dark rum
    1 ounce fresh lime juice
    1 ounce fresh orange juice
    1/2 ounce passion fruit purée
    1/2 ounce simple syrup
    1 barspoon grenadine
    Garnish: orange wheel
    Garnish: preserved cherry

    You forgot float with 151 rum, unless you're making a kid's drink
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  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fake news, not even raining here in Houston.

    yeah like wtf.. I know you're closer to the coast but you'd think here in austin would of had a drizzle but its bone dry here..
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Is it still a cat. 4 or what? Whats the latest on Hurr. Laura?

    look at the forecast stupid
  14. #34
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by frala That’s all I’ve heard so far.

    the news said multiple dead in lake charles, so who knows..
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby the news said multiple dead in lake charles, so who knows..

    Four deaths, all from falling trees.
  16. #36
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    It weakened to a Category 1 from what I've heard
  17. #37
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby the news said multiple dead in lake charles, so who knows..

    They’re saying 4 now. The number usually grows as storm cleanup happens...
  18. #38
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    they will find the dead black folks in the morning
  19. #39
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT they will find the dead black folks in the morning

    Killed by white rain.
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by POLECAT they will find the dead black folks in the morning



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Killed by white rain.

    Why arent you two on a comedy tour together? Holy knee slaps.
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