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Had you ever quit a job on the spot/walked off?

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Discount Whore I just want to say that the Bill Krozby posts in this thread are actual fucking gold and I cannot believe a human being like him exists.

    Bill Krozby seems like the most "normal" person on this site, for better or worse
  2. #22
    cerakote African Astronaut
    i got fired from my last job because a little fuck of a female manager with napoleon syndrome cant stand someone 10 years younger giving them lip in response to their shit spewing

    she had an another employee falsify a sexual harassment allegation and they "are investigating me" even though it happened like 3 weeks ago

    fuck off
  3. #23
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Bill Krozby seems like the most "normal" person on this site, for better or worse

    Oh come on. Humanity isn't that bad.
  4. #24
    Originally posted by AngryOnion .. and he drank so much booze he shat blood.

    (in a deep Harry Shearer voice) Well that can't be good!




    Originally posted by infinityshock true story: i saw a dude get a forklift stuck in an F14 when an aircraft carrier pitched too hard and dude locked the brakes, skidding across the hanger deck…into the plane.

    did the cable the F14 use for breaking slide across as well and cut the forklift in half?

    F14.. those were Vietnam era weren't they? do you know Bubba Shrimp :/ ;jk
  5. #25
    Originally posted by cerakote i got fired from my last job because a little fuck of a female manager with napoleon syndrome cant stand someone 10 years younger giving them lip in response to their shit spewing

    she had an another employee falsify a sexual harassment allegation and they "are investigating me" even though it happened like 3 weeks ago

    fuck off

    That sucks women can just trump card shit when more and more are being found to be made up stories.

    but then again, that is what the Rape investigations are for at the hospital. full check up for your seimon and DNA. I hope you didn't even kiss her because your saliva could be used. If she walked up to you and somehow contacted your mouth with her hand and brushed it on her nipples.. it's been done. some overzealous quick to think it's rape might charge you. But a well balanced test would show some trauma on the lady, and your cum inside her mouth or vag or smeared on her belly ..etc. prosecution is big money. privatised prison is big money. the poor and middle class get fucked for the smallest charges. even people with college degrees. But pieces of shit rich affluent kids from Stanford get a slap on the hand for actual rape. 3 months pfft
  6. #26
    triple post but not shit

    I have never walked off a Job. I finished the day out. I have however left without a 2 weeks notice. does that count?
  7. #27
    If you falsely accuse someone of rape you should get an equal or greater punishment than what the person you're accusing would have got.

    Chicks will soon stop crying rape if they know they'd end up in prison
  8. #28
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Does what itch? Having a beard? no.. not to me anyways. I scratch it and rub it because it feels good.

    Are you sure you're not scratching and rubbing it because it itches?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. #29
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Are you sure you're not scratching and rubbing it because it itches?

    yes im sure, it just feels good
  10. #30
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cerakote i got fired from my last job because a little fuck of a female manager with napoleon syndrome cant stand someone 10 years younger giving them lip in response to their shit spewing

    she had an another employee falsify a sexual harassment allegation and they "are investigating me" even though it happened like 3 weeks ago

    fuck off

    man i feel ya bud, i lost my favorite most profitable job due to a sexual harassment allegation by a manager who had the short man syndrome. and it all happened on my day off after I got home from a bar. total bullshit.

  11. #31
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That sucks women can just trump card shit when more and more are being found to be made up stories.

    but then again, that is what the Rape investigations are for at the hospital. full check up for your seimon and DNA. I hope you didn't even kiss her because your saliva could be used. If she walked up to you and somehow contacted your mouth with her hand and brushed it on her nipples.. it's been done. some overzealous quick to think it's rape might charge you. But a well balanced test would show some trauma on the lady, and your cum inside her mouth or vag or smeared on her belly ..etc. prosecution is big money. privatised prison is big money. the poor and middle class get fucked for the smallest charges. even people with college degrees. But pieces of shit rich affluent kids from Stanford get a slap on the hand for actual rape. 3 months pfft

    man it happens dude, i've been accused of rape at least 10 times by girls and never actually raped any of them, just acted like a dick.
    I was even once taken to a svu detective unit by the pigs one night because a girl accused me of "mouth rape"

    just because i was all benzo'd up and acted like a jerk, i got out of it because the detective sinced she was a fat bitch and a liar. the girl that I "mouth raped" even called me up a few days after it all and was crying when I was like "lol who is this?" and she was like doooouuugg and i told her she shouldn't contact me again

    then another time this skank kept begging to comeover to my place after I told her we should just hang on a different day. she took a cab over to my place and we were watching freddy kruger or something and she was like "i don't get it" and kept saying "we are not going to have sex" even though i never once brought up sex or tried to do anything.

    she turned off the movie when we were like half way through it, so i told her, you should probably just go this isn't working out and she then changed her tune and was like "i want to have sex with you though" so i ent up fucking her and i told her to leave and she demanded i give her 20 dollars so she can take a cab back to her place, and i was like no get the fuck out. and she told me that she's going to call the cops and fuck my shit up, and i told her to get the fuck out. she left but it kinda pissed me off.

    a year after that I accidently hit her up on a dating website not realizing it was the same bitch, and she was like "yeaah you don't remember me? I went to your place and you fucked me and you're douchebag, if you want to make it up to me, you can take me out to see a movie" and i told her to get bent.

    Even last week on was on okcupid and some chicken viewed my profile and so i hit her up and was like hey whats doll? And she was like "nope im not interested, you drunk fucked my friend in the summer and you hurt her" and i was like who the hell is your friend? And she never responded back




    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2017-03-06T13:10:28.593145+00:00
  12. #32
    Originally posted by cerakote i got fired from my last job because a little fuck of a female manager with napoleon syndrome cant stand someone 10 years younger giving them lip in response to their shit spewing

    she had an another employee falsify a sexual harassment allegation and they "are investigating me" even though it happened like 3 weeks ago

    fuck off



    Originally posted by Bill Krozby man i feel ya bud, i lost my favorite most profitable job due to a sexual harassment allegation by a manager who had the short man syndrome. and it all happened on my day off after I got home from a bar. total bullshit.

    Thank you Jesus for not putting me in restaurant or retail work
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Thank you Jesus for not putting me in restaurant or retail work

    yeah my boss was a total tool shed, he got fired by the owner for being a dick
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah my boss was a total tool shed, he got fired by the owner for being a dick

    I could never do retail or waiter-ing

    The first time some dickhead bitched at me for something that wasn't my fault, I'd say "I see the problem, sir, but I don't see how it's MY problem."

    And then I'd get fired.
  15. #35
    If I was rich I'd make a reality TV show where I apply for crappy jobs and then troll dickhead customers and film the results

    I could also get in arguments with managers, and when I get fired, go to the owner of the business, ask him how much money he wanted for his business, say "deal!" then write out a check, then turn to the manager and say, "no, YOU'RE fired!"
  16. #36
    cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 That sucks women can just trump card shit when more and more are being found to be made up stories.

    but then again, that is what the Rape investigations are for at the hospital. full check up for your seimon and DNA. I hope you didn't even kiss her because your saliva could be used. If she walked up to you and somehow contacted your mouth with her hand and brushed it on her nipples.. it's been done. some overzealous quick to think it's rape might charge you. But a well balanced test would show some trauma on the lady, and your cum inside her mouth or vag or smeared on her belly ..etc. prosecution is big money. privatised prison is big money. the poor and middle class get fucked for the smallest charges. even people with college degrees. But pieces of shit rich affluent kids from Stanford get a slap on the hand for actual rape. 3 months pfft

    the accusation was that i slapped her ass and after my dad called up there and spoke to the gm, he "knocked it down to just belligerence"

    that bullshitter knew i didnt do anything
  17. #37
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by cerakote the accusation was that i slapped her ass and after my dad called up there and spoke to the gm, he "knocked it down to just belligerence"

    that bullshitter knew i didnt do anything

    lol at the job I got fired from, we would sexually harass eachother for the lulz all the time. This one chick was a total tom boy and was always punching me in the ass saying hey doug look at me and she'd be dry humping a can of pineapples with the juice spewing out every where shit like that. But one day she body checked me while I was on the phone with a customer and I hit up against the wall phone and it fucking fell and broke.

    That night she came back into the store while on roller skates on her time off, I was drunk and walked up behind her when I came back into the store and kicked her in the ass and she slid on fell on the ground, and all these drunk white knight faggots were like "he just a hit a girl!!!11"

    and she was like no its cool, and some meat head was like "fuck dat, he can't do dat" like getting in my business without even knowing me or her.

    what a tool
  18. #38
    cerakote African Astronaut
    ayy lmao
  19. #39
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  20. #40
    DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Yup. Boss kept fucking with me for over a year. Place was a lawsuit waiting to happen. At one point for a fun joke he decided to call all the employees together to fake fire me in front of everyone. Going so far as to make me get all my shit together, in front of everyone. Once I'd done that, he was just like syche, man we aren't firing you, its just a prank bro

    quit instantly. Fuck that.
    Also during a part time job I held in high school, where people were fired and quit super regularly with almost no warning. Showed up like 2 minutes late and my psychotic boss was telling me I'd be fired for it, maybe, we'd figure that out later. When I asked if I was being fired or not, or if I would even being paid, she simply said she wasn't sure she'd figure that out later but if I'd be so kind as to help her cook and deliver these muffins that'd be neat. No it wouldn't have any bearing on whether or not I was fired.
    Fucking cook your own muffins, bitch. Under minimum wage was not worth it. Don't go out and tell someone they might be fired and not getting paid for the work you want them to do for minor infractions, and then expect them to still work.
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