2020-08-25 at 1:37 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
How the hell did you come across this yid vid??
2020-08-25 at 1:46 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
the more I read about it the more j'ewish doctrine just seems to be trickery and trying to outj'ew god
2020-08-25 at 2:14 AM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
I mean specifically, stuff like:
Not supposed to work on the Shabbat? Get a shabbos-goy to do it for you.
Not supposed to use electricity on the Shabbat? Doesn't count if it's already on and you don't turn it off, just get some of these bad boys:
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2020-08-25 at 2:38 AM UTC
I really wish Jesus would return so I dont have to harbor this tiny little thought that Christianity is legit and I'm going to hell forever. His return would at least be the fucking proof that so many people want.
Like if it does happen, everyone that's still alive and not automatically "taken into heaven" gets to at least say "oh, shit, ok, it was true" and then change their minds and say sorry and then they get to go to heaven too whenever they die.
But all of us who never made it that far just have to go to hell. It all makes so much sense. So much sense.
2020-08-26 at 1:22 PM UTC
I was taunting a religious nut yesterday on an unnamed social platform where he was talking about Jesus turning the tables over in the temple and that money doesn't solve any problems...I said "Um money solves a lot of problems"
He told me to say it to god on judgement day...and then followed up with "if you want to make something of it come to Hawaii and I'll kick your ass".
Very Christian.
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2020-08-26 at 1:33 PM UTC
Like you said I would pick the one that could turn water into wine. But I mean I wouldnt have to pick a Jesus anyway. I wouldnt need to physically know which Jesus is the right one. I would just repent and change my beliefs. The billions of people disappearing isnt as natural as a bunch of earthquakes so that would be the dead giveaway.
2020-08-26 at 3:12 PM UTC
And god said unto MMQ "You're going to hell bro"