2020-08-25 at 5:35 PM UTC
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
SHALL I ASK MY FAKE CHINESE GURLFRIEND
2020-08-25 at 5:41 PM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Step 1: boil rice.
Step 2: consume.
2020-08-25 at 5:49 PM UTC
Originally posted by Grylls
SHALL I ASK MY FAKE CHINESE GURLFRIEND
yeah dude, she is lower class poor trying to green card her way into your heart so I bet she knows all kinds of rural chinese cheap rice dishes made with gutter oil and strange herbs. send em my way <3
Originally posted by gadzooks
Step 1: boil rice.
Step 2: consume.
Yeap, thats good too. I am not a huge fan of MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING sauce so I just add a bunch of salt and eat it like dat. But I enjoy cooking on a budget trying to stretch as much flavor as I can with minimal effort and cost.
We got a good cheap pasta recipe where its just basil and butter with spaghetti noodles and its damn delicious. Uses a lot of butter though (aka cheap margarine)
fucking black bean rice salad this is the same thing but better
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2020-08-25 at 6:09 PM UTC
Cook up a small (1/2 cup) portion of rice.
Dice and cook whatever veggies you have.
Combine with rice and place on tortillas.
Flavor with soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, cheese, sour cream, mustard, etc. or not (as desired and available).
Roll up (nuke if desired) and eat.
Small cut up cooked pieces of beef, chicken or pork may be added.
2020-08-25 at 6:20 PM UTC
Whatever you like.
It's a good thing to make when your veggies are about to expire.
Think egg roll.
2020-08-25 at 7:46 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
if what u say is true you havent enough money to splerge so I suggest you try a little of everything you have in the house'
Ive used butter salt n peppa
katsup, with mayo, honey mustard, Doritos crunched up and let sit in rice for a few then stur it up,, just don't try the mud on ur turtle
Ebola is a motherfucker.
oh mix it in the little mac n cheese cups,, or just steel the cheese packet and use it
2020-08-25 at 8:13 PM UTC
Cool and mix with mayonnaise and canned tuna and sweetcorn for a yummy salady gloop.
Do you make curry sauce? It's easy and cheap, all you need are onions and curry powder and water. Slice and fry the onions, then blend with water and curry powder. Onions are a very cheap and nutritious vegetable.
You can also add frozen peas to the rice as it's cooking to save on a pot, or add dried herbs to the rice for flavour.
Turmeric makes a nice garnish on rice, just sprinkle some on top, like pepper.
2020-08-25 at 11:16 PM UTC
Egg fried rice is always a goodie
2020-08-25 at 11:17 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
avocado mashed up with white rice is always good
2020-08-26 at 4:45 PM UTC
rice + salted fish / soisauce.
2020-08-26 at 4:47 PM UTC
rice + fermented beancurd
2020-08-26 at 4:48 PM UTC
Thanks for all the suggestions. I am gonna buy ingredients today