2017-03-05 at 9:02 AM UTC
I would like to basically make a eula for the site. If I did you would implement it. I don't know programming yet but I know how to write a little.
2017-03-05 at 11:59 AM UTC
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DONE! I am basically a lawyer.
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2017-03-05 at 12:01 PM UTC
May want to ad a "Limitations of Liability" clause there.
2017-03-05 at 12:18 PM UTC
put a loophole that legally allows us to harvest your organs.
2017-03-05 at 7:20 PM UTC
I like it although I'm concerned about what this clause:
Originally posted by Sophie
Grants you a revocable, nonexclusive, nontransferable, limited license to use, niggasin.space solely for your personal, noncommercial purposes strictly in accordance with the terms of this Agreement.
entails for shitfucker industries
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