Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Yeah that shit will clear your sinuses. I snorted it once when I was having allergies and i was instantly cured
Yeah Franky pretty much. Me and TJ have bad allergies when were out on the prairie like this. I looked it up and the one I got was called
Buffalo Rock ( SAID BEVERAGE IS PICTURED BELOW )
When I first drank a sip I entered a deep meditative ( or was it vegetative ) state. I was an Native Indian named Hang-Down and I was riding on a Buffalo. He was my friend and everything. Then I stannapped back to "reality" ( the flesh net ) and there was ginger ale trickle pops in my sinuses ( sini? ) it was like a nucular chain reaction went off in my mind and I've been pursuing the chase ever since. When I woke up I WAS the buffalo and I had blown massive snot rockets all over myself. It was in my beard and I snorted and charged towards the exit. I made my getaway.
Ill describe the alien-technology mechanism they placed on the cannister to facilitate access to the contents. There was a tab riveted near it's center into the cannister top. on the underside of one end of this tab was an impression on the cannister-top where material had been relieved . after studying the mechanism
The Wise Proctor told me to lift the other end of the tab, levering against the rivet which acted as a fulcrum. the bottom side of the tab bore down onto the relieved portion of hte cannister-top and made a highly satisfying marvelous clunk as the cannister was opened. the room was filled with the aura of odiferous rocks and other minerals
