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  1. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Grylls Cuter than my leetl faggot dog?

    Yeao
  2. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
  3. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    hmm...
    think I'm gonna bake some banana bread.
  4. My last hour of the working week, then I'm going to Microcenter on my way home to pick up a panel mount HDMI extension cable, a panel mount 3.5mm extension cable for a project I'm working on... I might go jerk off in the 3D printing filament aisle to the new colors they have too.

    Then aldi for milk, cheese and eggs, dollar store for kitchen roll, random cheap shit and while there smile at the poverty stricken Mexican housewives, maybe give the better looking ones a "how do luv" and a wink.

    Then home for a baked potato smothered in Chili washed down with a diet coke before calling my illegal mexican house maid to bitch at her about doing a lousy job again and telling her she needs to come over and..finish the job...
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    pic of your mezican maid
  6. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    ^all true except, he's not gonna be calling no one...
    instead- he's gonna be reading the TV-guide (with his cute lil hamster)



    You all have yourselves a stellar weekend- I'm off to bake some nanna bread.
  7. TV guide? Is it 1975?
  8. Originally posted by Grylls pic of your mezican maid

    No thanks, I already have some.
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No thanks, I already have some.

    Have you done the hanky panky with her?

    And what, you have a hamster??
  10. Originally posted by Grylls Have you done the hanky panky with her?

    And what, you have a hamster??

    A gentleman never talks about exploiting his maid service.

    And yes I have a hamster, I rescued it from a Houston animal sex ring.
  11. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    No no, you seriously have a hamster?
  12. Originally posted by Grylls No no, you seriously have a hamster?

    Yes seriously. Next best thing to a cat for low maintenance...and they feel great in a muslin sack rammed up your shitter.
  13. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Fucking lol thats gay as fuck, I had one when I was like 8

    And you have the nerve to talk about my leetl faggot dog
  14. Originally posted by Grylls Fucking lol thats gay as fuck, I had one when I was like 8

    And you have the nerve to talk about my leetl faggot dog

    It's not gay because she's a female...

    I had a dog when I was 7.
  15. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's not gay because she's a female…

    I had a dog when I was 7.

    How embarrassing would it be to bring a bitch back to yo crib for her to find out you have a pet hamster

    Cat, fair enough but a hamster at your age is really pushing it to the limit

    I thought you were a real man
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    fucking a nigger
  17. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung fucking a nigger

    You told me you were gonna stop pushing it to the limit
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls You told me you were gonna stop pushing it to the limit

    do u find life to be enjoyable, and worthwhile?
  19. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by WellHung do u find life to be enjoyable, and worthwhile?

    Only when I push it to the limit
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    pissing in the wind
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