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  1. You don't need an x-ray to see under my clothes. If you inject me with some of that florescent dye I will return the favor
  2. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I hope you send me secret lingerie shots at the end of your day
  3. I hope you send me the x-ray scans of the next gay man that comes in with a rodent lodged in his anus
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Buying hawaiian shirts
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. WellHung Black Hole
    approaching the green on the 7th
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    waiting for Rick to finish cooking my dinner
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT waiting for Rick to finish cooking my dinner

    Are you gonna have cuddles on the couch after dinner with him?
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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
  9. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    we have our own couches,
  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Bringing the weekend to an end 💖
    😴
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Trying to play guitar. I tell myself if i even put in a half hour a day, or sit and watch TV letting my fingers memorize the strings, itll eventually do something. 13 years doing heroin, i couldve been a great player by now.

    E: 9000th post
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER Trying to play guitar. I tell myself if i even put in a half hour a day, or sit and watch TV letting my fingers memorize the strings, itll eventually do something. 13 years doing heroin, i couldve been a great player by now.

    when I used to be into the opes years back I felt like they chilled me out to where I was more fluid yeah most important thing is just the muscle memory. I even had an injury to my pink on my left hand like almost ten years ago and I was kind of upset about it but it can play even better now.

    But yeah no matter what you're always learning.
  13. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    wooops
  14. Dissociator African Astronaut
    how am I doing I guess I'm doing alright I'm living at a halfway house but I have to deal with the reality that I cannot use a smartphone anymore
  15. get a smart phone
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    consuming one of South America's most prolific exports.
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Fat pig.
  18. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Fat pig.

    kiss me, pretty lady.
  19. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Fat pig.

    Matt pig
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dissociator how am I doing I guess I'm doing alright I'm living at a halfway house but I have to deal with the reality that I cannot use a smartphone anymore

    sorry that u lost ur hands
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