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I ordered a pizza for delivery and the lady got all mad when I tried to pay with rolls of quarters.
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2020-08-14 at 1:25 PM UTC
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2020-08-14 at 1:34 PM UTC
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2020-08-14 at 4:03 PM UTC
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2020-08-14 at 4:40 PM UTC
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2020-08-14 at 4:56 PM UTCThey denied payment. The debt is settled. They can sue you but will fail. If any form of payment is unacceptable, it should be noted prior to the pizza being made. They may blacklist you as the "quarter guy". At this point you can sue them for discrimination. You likely won't get far.
Delivery drivers will pocket tips given as cash. If you want to tip the kitchen, pay by card. They're sleazy assholes who don't declare thousands of dollars in tips annually. They don't pay their fair share for the roads that provide them with their living. Fuck 'em. Delivery charge? No tip! -
2020-08-14 at 5:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting Uh hes not crazy at all. Most places do have this policy. Its better for them to loose out on a pizza than piss off a customer who will never buy pizza from them again
100% satisfaction guarantee means nothing, it's just another marketing ploy.
Take me for example.
I call the pizza place and say "I'm only 97.3% satisfied with my pizza, what are you going to do about it?"
Lets say they say "We'll give you a free one" and send the free one.
I then call and say "I was only 98.1% satisfied with that last pizza you sent, what are you going to do about it"
etc etc.
At some point they will say Oh fuck off! -
2020-08-14 at 5:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 100% satisfaction guarantee means nothing, it's just another marketing ploy.
Take me for example.
I call the pizza place and say "I'm only 97.3% satisfied with my pizza, what are you going to do about it?"
Lets say they say "We'll give you a free one" and send the free one.
I then call and say "I was only 98.1% satisfied with that last pizza you sent, what are you going to do about it"
etc etc.
At some point they will say Oh fuck off!
Thats true. I never said they would continuously send new pizzas. Theyll tell you that they cant satisfy you and tell you to go eat somewhere else since they cant make you happy -
2020-08-14 at 5:44 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting Thats true. I never said they would continuously send new pizzas. Theyll tell you that they cant satisfy you and tell you to go eat somewhere else since they cant make you happy
Then that's not 100% satisfaction guarantee is it.
It's a marketing ploy that's all it means nothing. A bit like the mattress store near me that has had "Sale! everything must go!" in it's window for the last 15yrs. -
2020-08-14 at 6:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then that's not 100% satisfaction guarantee is it.
It's a marketing ploy that's all it means nothing. A bit like the mattress store near me that has had "Sale! everything must go!" in it's window for the last 15yrs.
Its 100% satisfaction based on your first pizza. Im sure if you read the fine print it would spell out all the details.
Whats wrong with the everything must go sale? Whats wrong with saying you must sell everything? Its a marketing trick used to sell merchandise to people who are stupid and think it must be a great sale is all it is -
2020-08-14 at 6:25 PM UTCOP should have paid with pennies
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2020-08-14 at 7 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting Its 100% satisfaction based on your first pizza. Im sure if you read the fine print it would spell out all the details.
Understood...but if the followup pizza didn't satisfy my dissatisfaction with the 1st one then the 100% guarantee on the first one has STILL not been satisfied has it. Until I feel 100% fully compensated/satisfied with the first pizza and resolution, there is no resolution.Whats wrong with the everything must go sale? Whats wrong with saying you must sell everything? Its a marketing trick used to sell merchandise to people who are stupid and think it must be a great sale is all it is
It's illegal in some countries. Not sure about here in the US but I know it was back in jolly old England. There used to be a chain of cheap jedielers (can't remember the name of them) but they got in trouble for "always" having sales, the argument being that the items for sale were never actually sold at full price, so the "sale" title was a fraudulent selling practice.
The loophole was all they did after that was list the items at a silly price for 30 days so then they could legally say it was "on sale! 80% off!!!" -
2020-08-14 at 7:14 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-08-18 at 3:56 PM UTCYes US and Canadian marketting practices are dubious at best. While they're often telling the truth, there's fine print and misleading statements which are outright banned or unfathomable in other countries.
With all the lawyers in the US, it's quite surprising too. Guess it's the companies that hire the lawyers to get away with such shit.
