2017-03-05 at 12:45 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
I've been shit posting two nights in a row.
2017-03-05 at 12:46 AM UTC
Follow the instructions and and and and and and then you can see the attached file is attached .
Foodball!
2017-03-05 at 12:46 AM UTC
the totse legacy has genuinely become an important part of my daily life, even though im a late comer. this forum is so infectious and i have no idea why. i got drawn in to zoklet in 2012 when i was 14 because id be researching how to get high on paint thinner or some shit and id find a thread on zok and almost every post would make me lol hard.
2017-03-05 at 12:50 AM UTC
Dude I'm taking one of those shits that's literally offensive to myself, like if I walked in a public bathroom and smelled someone shitting the same that I am I would have to audibly yell to them a 'Jesus fucking Christ man how the hell is it even possible to produce that smell?" I've never experienced it. So sour and rancid even the dung beetles are cringing and scurrying away. Goodness gracious!
2017-03-05 at 12:52 AM UTC
would you eat a shit log for 5 oxy 80s?
2017-03-05 at 1:03 AM UTC
If your gag reflex would allow you to eat even one or two bites of a shit log I might just say were destined to do it.
2017-03-05 at 1:05 AM UTC
^ Did you commit a robbery/burglary?
2017-03-05 at 1:06 AM UTC
youre a good writer can you write a passage on the depths of opiod dependency/withdrawal. they're a dime of dozen but inherently interesting to read.