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  1. #1
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    President Trump signed 4 executive orders yesterday, one of which gives those making less than $100K per year a tax holiday through the end of the year. That doesn't mean you won't have to pay that tax when you file next year. So prepare now by adjusting your (W9?).

    Remember the last tax cut, people were bitching they didn't get as big a refund as they expected or they had to pay. That was your fault!
  2. #2
    Soyboy 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting African Astronaut [scrub the quick-drying deinonychus]
    Sounds good, kick all the problems down the line to the next guy. I like his thinking.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Doing taxes is for nerds. The government should be paying us!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I already stated I will no longer be paying my taxes so that people in power get to live like Wariat wants to going around fucking children all day and having billions of dollars with no talent.

    Nope.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    How do you even pay taxes, I don't get it. Do you just do a bunch of math in april and mail the government all your money? Is this why they are gang stalking me? I thought I paid that shit every time I bought something at the store and all those hundreds of dollars they take off every paycheck that says "taxes"
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    he also said if he wins the election he will abolish the payroll taxes for good
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  8. #8
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Could be! Best to prepare now though
    Adjust your withholding
  9. #9
    So this is essentially a loan? What the fuck is the point of that
  10. #10
    At least I don’t have to worry about it
  11. #11
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood How do you even pay taxes, I don't get it. Do you just do a bunch of math in april and mail the government all your money? Is this why they are gang stalking me? I thought I paid that shit every time I bought something at the store and all those hundreds of dollars they take off every paycheck that says "taxes"

    I dunno how it works in Cucknadia, but in the US, in the state where I live, there is no state income tax, state sales tax is about 6%, and my federal taxes get deducted from my paycheck every week. But the deduction is an estimate, they don’t know precisely how much money I’m going to make by the end of the year, so when they say “file your taxes” what that means is you fill out a form that balances how much you owed for that tax year against how much was actually deducted from your paychecks. If you ended up paying too much, you get a refund. If you didn’t deduct enough, you owe them more money.

    The basics are pretty simple to understand. It gets complicated if you have to itemize shit.

    And then of course there’s property tax, but you’ll never have to worry about that because you will never own property
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Erekshun President Trump signed 4 executive orders yesterday, one of which gives those making less than $100K per year a tax holiday through the end of the year. That doesn't mean you won't have to pay that tax when you file next year. So prepare now by adjusting your (W9?).

    Remember the last tax cut, people were bitching they didn't get as big a refund as they expected or they had to pay. That was your fault!

    So just keep paying your taxes as normal.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
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    Originally posted by POLECAT he also said if he wins the election he will abolish the payroll taxes for good

    Well he didn't say he would, he said he would look into doing it.
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
  16. #16
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Like there would ever be any reason to doubt Trump's credibility.

    What's the count on Trump lies these days?

    I lost count after 15,000 established lies.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fox And then of course there’s property tax, but you’ll never have to worry about that because you will never own property

    I almost bought a house once. I knew all I needed was enough money for property tax, water, garbage collection and stuff. I had it all worked out.
  18. #18
    Originally posted by stl1 Like there would ever be any reason to doubt Trump's credibility.

    What's the count on Trump lies these days?

    I lost count after 15,000 established lies.

    comprehension...
  19. #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by stl1 Like there would ever be any reason to doubt Trump's credibility.

    What's the count on Trump lies these days?

    I lost count after 15,000 established lies.

    Come on be realistic, that number is out of pocket.
  20. #20
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Come on be realistic, that number is out of pocket.

    He's demonstrating the old "I've told you a million times not to exaggerate" dumb dem philosophy.
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