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what would you do IF you got $40,000.00

  1. #41
    Originally posted by WellHung you just heard about that price thru the grapevine, huh?👍

    It's fairly common knowledge. Acres Homes is the place to go for low rent vagina.
  2. #42
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    ...and Jiggle Booty bought 40 acres and a (drug) mule.
  3. #43
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  4. #44
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My dad told me I should be a painter

    can you color inside the lines?
  5. #45
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    land
  6. #46
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker land

    alien warfare
  7. #47
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by blaster master I'd buy a shitty house in Indiana and never work again.

    explain
  8. #48
    Originally posted by cigreting explain

    He would get a Gucci man spray-tan and live a life of leisure not having a care in the world except for eating red meat and drinking wine and various cheeses until he contracts gout. Then he will cut back on the cheeses and focus on bringing slampigs back to the cut. He will get his vast difference tied in a knot so they cant get pregnet. But he will keep that part as his little secret.

    There will be. Lot of young slampigs there who like sleeping with older men and also lots of bintendo. Maybe turn the vasemebt into a small underground nightclub called sovonos where smoking is always allowed and there's roman baths and toilets. High level members will also gain access to the hydraulic dildo club

    What else would you lile to know
  9. #49
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 alien warfare

    essentail liberties
  10. #50
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 He would get a Gucci man spray-tan and live a life of leisure not having a care in the world except for eating red meat and drinking wine and various cheeses until he contracts gout. Then he will cut back on the cheeses and focus on bringing slampigs back to the cut. He will get his vast difference tied in a knot so they cant get pregnet. But he will keep that part as his little secret.

    There will be. Lot of young slampigs there who like sleeping with older men and also lots of bintendo. Maybe turn the vasemebt into a small underground nightclub called sovonos where smoking is always allowed and there's roman baths and toilets. High level members will also gain access to the hydraulic dildo club

    What else would you lile to know

    how much met u smoke today
  11. #51
    Nah man.. Nahhhh.

    Just a couple hits on the pookie wifth you're gaympa . his lucky pookey he only uses 4 spishul acasions

    Btw hes a founding memever of the hydraulic dildo club. What's in you're wallet?
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  12. #52
    blaster master victim of incest
  13. #53
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by blaster master Cheap as shit and its one of the states where you still can find houses for $40k.


    How would you pay your property taxes, utilities, homeowners insurance, and pay for routine maintenance of the home? I have only owned three houses in the 40 years I have been legally allowed to enter into contracts. I paid cash for all of them. The first one cost me around $1200 per month to operate between the aforementioned expenses while housing a family of 5. The second one was the least expensive to operate but it was also the smallest and least valuable property. It averaged about $450 per month to cover its nut. The one I am in now, not counting propane as I have not yet used the first tank and am unable to calculate that cost at this time, is running me around $400 per month plus whatever the propane costs actually are.

    These numbers do not include what it takes to maintain the homes in terms of repairs and either equipment to maintain the landscaping or a service for that purpose. Not do they include food, clothing, entertainment (internet, streaming, video services, telecommunications etc), transportation costs, or even clothing.

    So even assuming that Indiana is as shitty as Cleveland or Detroit where you can buy houses for as little as $10,000 how long do you suppose you could go without working before you ran through the other $30,000? Even if you could run the house for just $300 per month you would be broke in 8.3 years. That is if you didn't eat otherwise if you just have to have food and can't control your urges you will run through that $40,000 in less than 3 years.
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  14. #54
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How would you pay your property taxes, utilities, homeowners insurance, and pay for routine maintenance of the home? I have only owned three houses in the 40 years I have been legally allowed to enter into contracts. I paid cash for all of them. The first one cost me around $1200 per month to operate between the aforementioned expenses while housing a family of 5. The second one was the least expensive to operate but it was also the smallest and least valuable property. It averaged about $450 per month to cover its nut. The one I am in now, not counting propane as I have not yet used the first tank and am unable to calculate that cost at this time, is running me around $400 per month plus whatever the propane costs actually are.

    These numbers do not include what it takes to maintain the homes in terms of repairs and either equipment to maintain the landscaping or a service for that purpose. Not do they include food, clothing, entertainment (internet, streaming, video services, telecommunications etc), transportation costs, or even clothing.

    So even assuming that Indiana is as shitty as Cleveland or Detroit where you can buy houses for as little as $10,000 how long do you suppose you could go without working before you ran through the other $30,000? Even if you could run the house for just $300 per month you would be broke in 8.3 years. That is if you didn't eat otherwise if you just have to have food and can't control your urges you will run through that $40,000 in less than 3 years.

    Fundamentally I see what you're saying but as far as not being able to tell how much propayne you're using thats not quite right. You can just weigh the tank. And then weigh it tomorrow then you'll know how much you used.

    As far as the rest of you're numbers I'm going to have to do my own calculations because something just isn't adding up. You might need to double check with you're accountant to be sure those figures are acurate. Where, exactly, did you get these figures exactly?
  15. #55
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How would you pay your property taxes, utilities, homeowners insurance, and pay for routine maintenance of the home? I have only owned three houses in the 40 years I have been legally allowed to enter into contracts. I paid cash for all of them. The first one cost me around $1200 per month to operate between the aforementioned expenses while housing a family of 5. The second one was the least expensive to operate but it was also the smallest and least valuable property. It averaged about $450 per month to cover its nut. The one I am in now, not counting propane as I have not yet used the first tank and am unable to calculate that cost at this time, is running me around $400 per month plus whatever the propane costs actually are.

    These numbers do not include what it takes to maintain the homes in terms of repairs and either equipment to maintain the landscaping or a service for that purpose. Not do they include food, clothing, entertainment (internet, streaming, video services, telecommunications etc), transportation costs, or even clothing.

    So even assuming that Indiana is as shitty as Cleveland or Detroit where you can buy houses for as little as $10,000 how long do you suppose you could go without working before you ran through the other $30,000? Even if you could run the house for just $300 per month you would be broke in 8.3 years. That is if you didn't eat otherwise if you just have to have food and can't control your urges you will run through that $40,000 in less than 3 years.

    my place in vt cost $27,000, $500 a year for taxes, $1500 for a log truck of wood to heat the place for 6 months, I just started a fire in the woodstove tonight and around 5 grand for internet, electrik and propane
  16. #56
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by A College Professor Fundamentally I see what you're saying but as far as not being able to tell how much propayne you're using thats not quite right. You can just weigh the tank. And then weigh it tomorrow then you'll know how much you used.

    As far as the rest of you're numbers I'm going to have to do my own calculations because something just isn't adding up. You might need to double check with you're accountant to be sure those figures are acurate. Where, exactly, did you get these figures exactly?

    The tank is bolted to a cement pad and holds 800 gallons. Yes I could go out and read the gauge and do the math. But I am sitting in the AC and honestly not the least bit concerned how much it costs.

    I can't believe I am having this discussion with you. How could you possibly know what my costs to run my houses might be? You don't know the size, condition, area, types of appliances, size of the HVAC systems, or any information needed to argue with me over this.
  17. #57
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker The tank is bolted to a cement pad and holds 800 gallons. Yes I could go out and read the gauge and do the math. But I am sitting in the AC and honestly not the least bit concerned how much it costs.

    I can't believe I am having this discussion with you. How could you possibly know what my costs to run my houses might be? You don't know the size, condition, area, types of appliances, size of the HVAC systems, or any information needed to argue with me over this.

    And... what gauge are you going to read exactly, Spanky? And how exactly do you know what information I have or need exactly?
  18. #58
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    If I had 40k, I'd move Jolean and Archie and I out of this one horse town, Beefa Tx, and go have kids and get a pontoon boat by the lake in Austin Tejas.

  19. #59
    blaster master victim of incest
  20. #60
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by A College Professor And… what gauge are you going to read exactly, Spanky? And how exactly do you know what information I have or need exactly?

    The gauge on the tank you simp. As for the rest I know you don't know what you need to know.
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