Hey everyone, Captain "Arab Money" Falcon here to give you the best stock tip

1. 2017-03-04 at 7:12 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Invest in $SU, stocks gonna go up 12% tomorrow.
2. 2017-03-04 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I mean tomorrow tomorrow, March 5th.
3. 2017-03-04 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
4. 2017-03-04 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   No, but screencapping the present price so we can see if you're full of shit or not:
   
   
5. 2017-03-04 at 8:05 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny No, but screencapping the present price so we can see if you're full of shit or not:
   
   

   
   Just trust Captain "Millionaire Maker" Falcon bro, go all in. Mortgage ur house if necessary.
6. 2017-03-04 at 8:14 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   ▶home ownership
   ▶2017
   
   
   Post last edited by Lanny at 2017-03-04T09:08:24.427082+00:00
7. 2017-03-04 at 8:16 AM UTC

   #7
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   The whole thing will crash.
8. 2017-03-04 at 8:20 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion The whole thing will crash.

   
   shhh, trying to short
9. 2017-03-04 at 11:23 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Did you notice how BTC passed gold the other day? Dang.
10. 2017-03-04 at 12:21 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Did you notice how BTC passed gold the other day? Dang.

    
    Bitcoin is devil currency created by the jedi pig to stop the government from keeping us close to god's light.
11. 2017-03-04 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Bitcoin is devil currency created by the jedi pig to stop the government from keeping us close to god's light.

    
    This is sort of true.
12. 2017-03-04 at 12:51 PM UTC

    #12
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Knor is the best stock atm imo
13. 2017-03-04 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #13
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Invest in $SU, stocks gonna go up 12% tomorrow.

    
    tomorrow is sunday. the exchanges are closed, you fiscal retard
14. 2017-03-04 at 2:50 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock tomorrow is sunday. the exchanges are closed, you fiscal retard

    
    > 2017
    
    > Doesn't know about after-hours trading
    
    > 2017