2017-03-04 at 5:12 AM UTC
i was not amused,the stripper went down the pole, she put her ass in my face and just straight up farted, it was so loud my ears were ringing.
then she did a cart wheel and ended up falling off the dance table.
i just dont know what do do
any advice?
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2017-03-04 at 7:08 AM UTC
Dude pro tip when a stripper farts in your face it's a secret code that she wants the D in the B.
2017-03-04 at 7:45 AM UTC
AngryOnion
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Offer her a job at the home orrface.
2017-03-04 at 9:43 AM UTC
put 1` star reviwew online
2017-03-04 at 11:03 AM UTC
Get her pimp to beat her up.
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2017-03-04 at 11:50 AM UTC
When strippers fart in your face your legally obliged to pee in her butt and she cant refuse. However the window of opportunity closes once you leave the establishment. So looks like you missed the 'golden' opportunity kiddo.
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2017-03-04 at 12:06 PM UTC
Reminds me of a jaunty lil tune that goes a lil something like this. I got farted on by a stripper, that asshole explodin' as those hips rollin, her brown fish star be exposin ta da da da da . I got farted on by a stripper, chocolate starfish be poppin I got farted on by a stripper.
