Hella's PI

1. 2020-07-31 at 2:11 AM UTC

   #21
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Im glad Im not a parent.
   I dunno if I even have all my own DNA let alone enough to pass onto a kid.

   
   You're missing too many chromosomes
   You kid would come out purple with five legs
2. 2020-07-31 at 2:29 AM UTC

   #22
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You're missing too many chromosomes
   You kid would come out purple with five legs

   
   nah fool pretty sure it would come out eurasian.
3. 2020-07-31 at 3:08 AM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by blaster master Oh wait, no one cares, his life is crappy enough he doesn't need us harassing him.

   
   it makes me jelly a substandard post like this gets to get this much thanks.
4. 2020-07-31 at 3:59 AM UTC

   #24
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   he's a marine biologist a very busy man i will ruin him
5. 2020-07-31 at 4:44 AM UTC

   #25
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it makes me jelly a substandard post like this gets to get this much thanks.

   
   That's the beauty of it, its actually well done. I guess you just don't get nuance.
6. 2020-07-31 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #26
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   dude hella damn leat got like a 93 on the asvab and was going to go into the army fucking rangers. they were having him climb under the bob wire for training and he said SARGE!!! I CANT FUCKING FIT UNDER THIS BOB WIRE MY FUCKING DICK WONT LET ME FIT UNDERNEATH, SIR! . And sarge looked at him and said gawd fucking damn son you aint lying. the US ARMY had custom pants sewn for him with a custom dick hulster . anyway it kept being a problem so they had to dismiss him from service but they still gave him some medals
7. 2020-07-31 at 5:06 AM UTC

   #27
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   He has the golden heart for saving that beached whale and marrying it
8. 2020-07-31 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #28
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He has the golden heart for saving that beached whale and marrying it

   
   Plot twist.. she actually saved him in reality
9. 2020-07-31 at 10:17 AM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by A College Professor dude hella damn leat got like a 93 on the asvab and was going to go into the army fucking rangers. they were having him climb under the bob wire for training and he said SARGE!!! I CANT FUCKING FIT UNDER THIS BOB WIRE MY FUCKING DICK WONT LET ME FIT UNDERNEATH, SIR! . And sarge looked at him and said gawd fucking damn son you aint lying. the US ARMY had custom pants sewn for him with a custom dick hulster . anyway it kept being a problem so they had to dismiss him from service but they still gave him some medals

   
   Do soldiers wear cod pieces in battle? Seems like you would i mean if foot ball players do.
   
   Like that would suck the taliban does some cowardly sneak attack where you and your men are kicked in the balls and subdued because not one of them had a cod piece on
10. 2020-07-31 at 10:18 AM UTC

    #30
    

    G African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby nah fool pretty sure it would come out thinking it's eurasian.

    
    FTFY bud
11. 2020-07-31 at 10:18 AM UTC

    #31
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Do soldiers wear cod pieces in battle? Seems like you would i mean if foot ball players do.
    
    Like that would suck the taliban does some cowardly sneak attack where you and your men are kicked in the balls and subdued because not one of them had a cod piece on

    
    This dunce doesn't even know what a fucking athletic cup OR a cod piece is, and he has the balls to talk shit.
12. 2020-08-04 at 10:32 AM UTC

    #32
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    COUGH ACHOO