Fona 7-21-2020

1. 2020-07-21 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Woke up feeling like crap.
   Had to put air in one of my new tires before leaving for work.
   It was only at 7psi but my air-dragon got it up to 26psi before idda been late.
   Im just trying to tough today out.
   I forgot to take my gaba this morning but I haven't really been able to tell.
   Anyways, Im just on my 5 so ill ttyl.
2. 2020-07-21 at 2:21 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   i tried sucking my own cock today and almost threw-out my god damn back.
   
   ill get it one of these days
3. 2020-07-21 at 2:42 PM UTC

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   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by STER0S i tried sucking my own cock today and almost threw-out my god damn back.
   
   ill get it one of these days

   
   Dude I'm gonna start training at succing my dick again, I used to be able to just barely touch it but I was like maxxed out , johnny depp even got his ribs removed so he can blow himself and shit the bed easier.
4. 2020-07-21 at 2:44 PM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by STER0S i tried sucking my own cock today and almost threw-out my god damn back.
   
   ill get it one of these days

   
   Forcing yourself into that position is one of two ways you can accidentally kill yourself without any external factors (water, gravity, chemicals, weapons). Hyperextension in the spine. The other way is fumbling the "crab" position. One wrong move and your spine just pops in two, instant death.
5. 2020-07-21 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole

   Originally posted by street_carp Forcing yourself into that position is one of two ways you can accidentally kill yourself without any external factors (water, gravity, chemicals, weapons). Hyperextension in the spine. The other way is fumbling the "crab" position. One wrong move and your spine just pops in two, instant death.

   
   Ur not interested in snakes, but you have thoroughly researched the dangers of attempting self-fellatio. Got it.👍🤔🤨
6. 2020-07-21 at 2:52 PM UTC

   #6
   I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

   Originally posted by street_carp Forcing yourself into that position is one of two ways you can accidentally kill yourself without any external factors (water, gravity, chemicals, weapons). Hyperextension in the spine. The other way is fumbling the "crab" position. One wrong move and your spine just pops in two, instant death.

   
   Bummer man , maybe ill hold off till I learn some spine stretches. I know it's possible to do it healthy because ive seen some of those gymnastic yoga chicks can fold themselves into human pretzels and fart in their own face and they live a healthy lifestyle and dont destroy they're body, its just conditioned to be extremely limber
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   • kroz
7. 2020-07-21 at 2:54 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Bummer man , maybe ill hold off till I learn some spine stretches. I know it's possible to do it healthy because ive seen some of those gymnastic yoga chicks can fold themselves into human pretzels and fart in their own face and they live a healthy lifestyle and dont destroy they're body, its just conditioned to be extremely limber

   
   pretty much this I can easily do the crab walk.
8. 2020-07-21 at 4:52 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Gimme your Minecraft password I'll get you out of spawn you can trust me you're my bestie
9. 2020-07-21 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Ur not interested in snakes, but you have thoroughly researched the dangers of attempting self-fellatio. Got it.👍🤔🤨

   
   I don't encounter venomous snakes in my day to day life. But I do have peener.
10. 2020-07-21 at 7:57 PM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My Jamaican neighbor is making up for the fact he is blatantly using my grill while im not at home by fixing me dinner.
    
    
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    • A College Professor
11. 2020-07-21 at 7:59 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    That looks way better than the slop you normally eat arny. Maybe you should give him your air-dryer and buy him some more kitchen knicknacks and he can cook real food for you to eat
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    • the man who put it in my hood
12. 2020-07-21 at 10:12 PM UTC

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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by STER0S i tried sucking my own cock today and almost threw-out my god damn back.
    
    ill get it one of these days

    
    You're too fat to be able to reach your penis, let alone find it.
13. 2020-07-21 at 11:21 PM UTC

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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Gimme your Minecraft password I'll get you out of spawn you can trust me you're my bestie

    
    You got me banned you fat nigga.
14. 2020-07-27 at 12:47 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    damn now i keep having dreams about sucking my own cock but i can never get my nut i always get interreaupted
15. 2020-07-27 at 1:06 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by A College Professor damn now i keep having dreams about sucking my own cock but i can never get my nut i always get interreaupted

    
    so you're just sucking a cock for no reason