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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just want you to know that. I'm weird and inconsistent and lots of things but, I do love you. Some more than others, :) , but I love you. Even, yeah, even you. Ever since I joined zoklet I certainly have shifted my mind state on things and I dont know if it's good or bad. I just know that in my LOINS I like people, and I want everyone to be happy. I probably wouldnt make this post when I was dead sober because somehow its embarrassing to admit you care about people and want the best for humanity, on this site.

    But I'm not sober. So I'm saying it. I wish I didnt care so much. I try not to. I cant help it.

    Nigger!!!! Right?
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    You make me quiver sir
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    thats actually weird you made this thread, i was actually going to make the same thread a couple hours ago but started doing something else. I love you too man. and no im not sober Im smokin weed and im still feeling the fent my friend gave me last night.
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    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Much love yo
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ But I'm not sober.

    How not sober are you?

    I'm currently working on my own sobriety issue.

    I'm about 6 drinks deep but I think I need to start drinking faster because it's barely taking.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks How not sober are you?

    I'm currently working on my own sobriety issue.

    I'm about 6 drinks deep but I think I need to start drinking faster because it's barely taking.

    I'm the not sober where I woke up still buzzed and I'm just NURSING a few beers but I'm still just perpetually buzzed.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm the not sober where I woke up still buzzed and I'm just NURSING a few beers but I'm still just perpetually buzzed.

    Yeah I guess I'm doing something rather similar.

    I'm watching 90's movies. It's my favorite thing to do when I'm day drinking.

    Watching Cruel Intentions right now.

    I wanna do Sarah Michelle Gellar and also do coke with her out of her little crucifix thingy.

    And I don't even really like blow.
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  8. #8
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm as sober as I get these days and I Love you guys too. If you notice, I capitalize the word "Love" when I really mean it and when I don't I leave it lowercase.

    MMQ is an extremely necessary part of this website/the world. I wish things would be great for him all the time 420 rock n roll MOB BANG BANG AYYYLMAO but we need da DRKNSSS 2 Feel Da LEIGHT

    I Liek Kr-zby too, and really most of the people here are great gonts. It would be great to have a meetup but we have this internet thing so that's cool.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by gadzooks Yeah I guess I'm doing something rather similar.

    I'm watching 90's movies. It's my favorite thing to do when I'm day drinking.

    Watching Cruel Intentions right now.

    I wanna do Sarah Michelle Gellar and also do coke with her out of her little crucifix thingy.

    And I don't even really like blow.

    excellent movie

    op me wuv u 2 m8
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cigreting excellent movie

    op me wuv u 2 m8

    I can rarely tell what the fuck you're saying.

    Or rather...

    I unno wut ur on about rite now m8.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I ran up hills today with a heavy bag in the heat. What I do most days along with receiving daily death threats.. so I view most of humanity as enemy combatants or flesh bots, but I do wish them well.

    I combat excess empathy by making as many people hate me as possible


    Edit, alcohol is a shit drug and yall shouldnt abuse your bodies that way. What a bunch of dysfunctional asshats Western society has become to require booze to express themselves

    Edit2, I drank 3 steel reserve 24 oz yesterday but I don't pretend it isn't a stupid thing to do
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I would bend over for you, op
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. since your such a masochistic alcoholic, c'mere and chug this roofie daiquiri. i promise when you regain consciousness youll still have all of your orifices, and maybe even some new ones.

    Crave my attention some more
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. i crave your orifices.

    if you post nude selfies ill fap to them for you.

    You crave black cock
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    people who love each other very much do this.
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............. i crave your orifices.

    if you post nude selfies ill fap to them for you.

    Sounds like a non-white problem.

    Good luck with that
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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.............. off-white, more accurately. but it tastes nice and salty. i promise youll enjoy the flavor and texture.

    your mother certainly does

    No, I mean it sounds like you're not white. White males don't tend to fixate on stuff like that.

    Good luck with that
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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mashlehash

    lol weeeeel gonts

    he looks like woody harrelson
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No. Woody Harrelson looks like ME.
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